dear_mun | On shipping memes on plurk and impending graduation.

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On shipping memes on plurk and impending graduation.

...You brought this on yourself you know.

what do I have to have a dead wife or a lost kid to make you get I'm fucking fine, I don't need anyone, go away.

Besides I have a lot more on my plate right now don't you think?

...Don't get upset. I'm just saying.

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Compliment me by saying we're equals.

Or tell me you like my eyes and keep out of the quagmire that is unintentional misogyny.

[At least she's still laughing. She's been told she has an "overbearing feminist perspective" by her colleagues (whatever that means); this could get ugly.]

I like your hair. It looks good on you.

[and then, because Hoffman's DNA spreads to Homer Simpson's genepool and Homer always spoils moments..] Do men do anything right?

[Facepalm and a slow inhale, because Hoffman. Just.

Good lord.]

Most do all right for themselves. I'm pretty sure it's just you.

[But the way she's laughing rather helplessly suggests there's no meanness behind that statement. Just...pity. Mark Hoffman, you are a dumb thing.]

I'm unique. I like being unique. It draws people's attention to me.

[He smiles at that. No mean. It's like having a big dumb boxer dog.]

That and the freakish height and massive build. That'll draw attention in any crowd.

[Fight me.]

Goddamnit I'm not fat anymore.

[No there's still a layer of pudge there. Well-more then a layer]

You need some new insults.

Don't be so sensitive. I'm not talking about your weight.

[stop. stare. dirty thought. dirty thought. You can see the dirty thoughts marching across his subconscious in a neat little line.]

...I don't want to say anything without sounding like a bigger asshole.

[Sarah has perfected the Epic Lineface today. And the wide-eyed look of horror.]

I was talking about your musculature.

[Hoffman looks delighted for a moment] You think I'm...

[He looks amused] Well thank you.

What the hell did you think I meant?

Honestly I was going to say muscles too but I really didn't want to sound like an egotistical jackass...I'm not you know. Most...of the time.

[he shrugs.]

Uh huh.

[She'll let it slide, but you're on thin ice, pal.]

Well, good on you for the weight loss, anyway. I didn't realize I'd given you such a complex about it.

I like looking nice. I was a looker once upon a time.

...I'm a depressive eater I suppose.

For a middle-aged cop with half a beer gut, you're still -

[Sarah. You're not here to flirt.]

You're not bad. You never were.

[He let her go. He broke down and let her go and swore, swore he was prepared to move on. On the verge of making a smart ass remark he stops and bows.]

...And for a girl with nice hair and pretty eyes...I really did like your personality the best.

It took some getting used to because you can sometimes just be the most. stubborn-

but it's...something to aspire to. If I ever had kids I'd want them to be like you.

Mm. There's a compliment. You'd want a daughter just like me.

She'd give you a run for your money.

...Opposites attract, what can I say.

I had a kid in that alternative universe barge. With my ex-partner. [he makes a face] neither of us were really happy but the girl was beautiful.

Maybe it'll come around for you again. You never know.

[Eyes downcast]

...You ever think about kids?

You going to settle down with that Ian guy? Then again I'm older then you.

Ian and I - we've been over for a long time. Before I went to the Barge, in fact.

I like kids, but...Well. Sometimes it's an either-or sort of thing. Either a career or a family.

A family of little furry baby Hyena cubs.

[That gets a sad little laugh.]

Mm. Something like that.

[He puts a hand on her shoulder. Awkwardly. It's withdrawn quickly.]

...You could do a lot worse then that.

I've seen those cubs. They're adorable.

They're not bad. I'm all right just observing them from afar.

[Like kids.

She does pat his arm, a friendly sort of I'm fine, don't mind me.]

So. Feeling any better?

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