Haha what am I doing

[amandamandamanda]

What's this?! This is not the time for imbeciles with laptops to be making ridiculous posts on some form of online social network, please! There are much better things you could be doing with your time on the world wide web. As Amanda's number one fan I should have you know that I have my own Amanda website! www.amandaPLEASE.com. I would show it to you but there are more important things to do right now than waste my breath explaining such a wonderful and sacred person such as Amanda to you, please.

Now if you'll excuse me I must find Amanda! I will obtain some sort of road worthy vehicle if it means I'll be within closer proximity to Amanda! Amanda?! Is that Amanda?!

... That was not Amanda. That was some sort of video depicting my dear sweet Amanda dancing whilst wearing a judges outfit, accompanied by large dancing shellfish. I already have at least fiiive hundred copies of this clip, please! Do not waste anymore of my time, I must find Amanda!

Comments

[second_star]

...Yeah, I've not nothing. What the hell.

[amandamandamanda]

I would not expect you to get anything when you do not have dear, sweet Amanda in your life!

[second_star]

So...how many restraining orders does this Amanda have on you anyway?

[amandamandamanda]

Thaaat is not relevant, please! It doesn't matter how the court interferes with my plans, I must and will meet Amanda!

I once found a pen Amanda wrote with. The smell of her sweet perfume scented hand mixed with blue ink will forever be etched into my mind, please.

[second_star]

This chick is crazier than Zagi...

That's great?! How do you even know it was her's?!

[amandamandamanda]

It was obvious, for you see I found it after rooting through her garbage. I came out smelling of week old bananas and spoiled tuna, but also covered in the stench of the one and only Amanda!

[second_star]

Right, right.

Well, best of luck to you finding her. I'll be sure to let the cops know.

[amandamandamanda]

What?! You will not be alerting security of my presence, please. Be warned, I once took a security guard hostage after he got between me and Amanda's dressing room. If he had only let me get one little peak it would have been fine, however this brave soul decided to get in the way of destiny, please!

[second_star]

You took him hostage?! Crazy bitch, he was doing his job!

[amandamandamanda]

Don't take that sort of tone with me strange sir, I will not have you say such things whilst we are in a conversation concerning Amanda!

... I have my own Amanda website you know. Would you like to see it?

[second_star]

....Part of me is telling me no.

She knows about it at least, right?

[amandamandamanda]

Too late, I am already showing it to you! As I am Amanda's number one fan I have my very own Amanda website, www.amandaplease.com. Allow me to show you it!



Here is a really real picture of me posing with Amanda. As you can see we are in fact very good friends and nothing would ever come between us, please.



Here Amanda and I are staring at this very muddy piggy and contemplating why it is so muddy. Were I in the presence of Amanda I would have no time for wallowing in the mud, please.

[No. She doesn't know about it. Sadly.]

[second_star]

[ She's even worse than he imagined. ]

I think I'm just going to go this way. My mun is dying of laughter, and I don't think...I have anything else to say to you. [ LEAVES. ]

[amandamandamanda]

I'm afraid you cannot leave yet, please. We still have yet to reach the Amanda clip of the day where Amanda tries to teach a pineapple swahili. It is a must see, therefore I insist you stay to see it!

[second_star]

Later. [ GONE. ]

[amandamandamanda]

Goodbye strange gentleman. If you really are leaving then I will return to my search for Amanda, please!

what you are doing is the best thing anyone has ever done

[redandloud]

Where did you last leave her? Maybe she's there.

that is debatable!

[amandamandamanda]

Leave her? That would imply I would somehow own Amanda and have left her somewhere, and as much as I would love have dear, sweet Amanda all to myself alas I do not!

well, best or worst

[redandloud]

Oh. You're not her mother? You look like her mother. Or sister. Or daughter.

[eyeofthetigress]

Are you supposed to be on medication or something?

definitely worst

[amandamandamanda]

To be the offspring of such a wonderful person as an Amanda is something that will only ever be possible in my dreams! But to think you have mistaken me for Amanda's mother... I must used this to my advantage when trying to meet Amanda!

[amandamandamanda]

No, please. Are you supposed to be a fan of Amanda? I'll have you know I'm Amanda's number one fan.

you are my childhood

[eyeofthetigress]

I don't know any Amanda.

People think I'm unstable? Look at you.

[fowlmouthed]

wow this is really goddamn surreal for my mun
and being stuck in their head means its really goddamn surreal for me too
what the fuck lady

[redandloud]

Why do you want to trick her?