I just beat this game and ffff what am I doing (tentative, prob homeless forever)

[reset_bomb]

Do you seriously think that I'm gonna let a human control me?

If your answer is "no", then congratulations! You're right. Now stop trying!

And no, showering me with hearts isn't going to change my mind. Asking me about that over and over is almost as annoying as Pit going "are we there yet, are we there yet"!

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[skyconquistador]

So what DOES showering you with hearts do anyway?

[twilightlegend]

They don't usually listen. Not when it comes to these sorts of things.

[reset_bomb]

Nothing. The game even says there's no reward for doing it. But if he wants to shower someone with hearts anyway, at least it's me and not Palutena.

[reset_bomb]

Ugh, I know. I'm not even sure why I'm expecting him to.

[shiningascent]

I KEEP THROWING HEARTS AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING

Hi, Viridi!! I heard my name! Whatcha talkin' about? Huh?

[skyconquistador]

Then why would anyone want to...

Blame Pit for this

[greaterspeed]

I wish I knew why I was here, but the only thing I got is...

Why would anyone shower people with hearts? That's just creepy. Just a little. [scary flashbacks to Amy... no longer sure if want]

[reset_bomb]

Exactly! It's a total waste!

Not that I would expect anything better from a human.

[twilightlegend]

It never hurts to try?

[skyconquistador]

And yet you hold pride over getting more hearts than Palutena does.

[reset_bomb]

THROW MORE, MAYBE SOMETHING EVENTUALLY WILL

MAYBE

That dweeb over there! [She points to the mun.] He's almost as thick-headed as you are! [Yes, she's saying this right to your face. You expected otherwise?]

[reset_bomb]

That—

That's beside the point!

[Pittoo 1, Viridi 0.]

[skyconquistador]

Me thinks the lady secretly relishes in attention.

[reset_bomb]

I could, but I'm reeeeeeally not gonna get my hopes up.

[reset_bomb]

A little? The guy's trying to bribe me into playing puppet for him. That's more than just a little creepy! [She almost goes on to say that it's "a lot creepy", but that sounds like something Pit would say.]

[twilightlegend]

[smile] It can't be that bad.

[greaterspeed]

But with hearts? And just think of it this way, if you're lucky, you won't have to deal with half the stuff players put you through because they decide at the last second that NOPE this app is too troublesome to make so I'll just go replay the game instead.

[... I heard that, Sonic. >C ]

[shiningascent]

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE

[Gonna shrug that off like he usually does! Sticks and stones, after all.]

Wh-- Wait, I'm confused. Which of us is the less dweeby one? A-anyway!! Cut him a little slack! Maybe... maybe he's just excited since he just beat the game and all, y'know? Heh heh... heh...

[Why does he get the feeling that he's not helping the situation any?]

[reset_bomb]

I do not!

[.....]

Well, okay, maybe just a little. But still! The point is he's wasting his time!

[skyconquistador]

What else would he be doing?

[reset_bomb]

Doing something productive and not wasteful? How should I know? I'm not his babysitter.

[galaxiapride]

...Again?

[skyconquistador]

So guy muns don't constantly complain to their muses. Huh.

[reset_bomb]

You're still dweebier, but at the rate he's going, you're gonna have some competition real soon.

And are you asking me to cut a human some slack? Give me a break! First off, he's a human. Second, he played through most of the chapters on 2.0 because he was too chicken to turn it up. And third, he's a human!

[reset_bomb]

He's pretty quiet, actually. I guess I can appreciate that much about him.