Giving some encouragement for demeleier

[vimdicare]

Your reasoning missed a few steps if you expect me to give you motivating words. I don't want you to apply in the first place. Oh, is it a surprise to you? Why yes, I certainly want to be stuck in some backwater fragment with that person and those irritating family members! I'm so sorry for acting ungrateful with your splendid gift.

I have nothing to say to you but if you are serious about this, then do me justice! You haven't played me straight from 'Dawn' in a while. Your pathetic canon review consisted of you and your friend babbling like idiots together about my voice! ...Of course I don't fault you for enjoying it.

However, I won't accept failure if you go through with this...okay? Do we have an understanding, dear mundane? Good.

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[vimdicare]

More importantly, it's stupid. I would be happiest if she failed. I can even enjoy whatever self-deprecating comments she thinks up once she has. But her victory will mean seeing me suffer.

[bedheaded]

And the more you say 'no,' the more she'll make it a 'yes.' These people feed off of our indignation and suffering. Maybe she's smarter than you think.

[vimdicare]

[Snorts.] I can make it difficult on her until she cries in frustration. That would be nice. But she's probably too dense for it to work.

[bedheaded]

You have to gear your words for the target audience.

[vimdicare]

I can only dumb down my words so far. In any case, if it happens, I can rely on her love of 'happy endings' to stop her from pushing me too much.

[bedheaded]

You've seen some of the stuff she's written, right? [THERE ARE SOME REALLY UNHAPPY ENDS IN THERE]

[vimdicare]

But those characters are her own. When has she given either me or that ponytailed brat an unhappy end?

[bedheaded]

She hasn't ended it yet. But she did say she thought you got what you deserved with EP6.

How do you say that? Ep-six? E.P. six?

[vimdicare]

'Episode Six.' The title is 'Dawn of the Golden Witch' if that is easier. The shorthand version is just more popular.

[bedheaded]

More syllables usually aren't easier. [This from a lawyer. Look, when he is lawyering, he brings the hundred dollar words to the table. The rest of the time, he is a human text message.] EP6 it is.

[vimdicare]

Yes, it would be easier to text, is that right?

[bedheaded]

That thought hadn't occurred to me, but I guess it would be true.