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Look, why don't we work this out nice and easy, huh? You don't want me and I don't want to be here. The simple solution would be to let me leave.
Yeah, but you're not going to do that, are you. Yep. Didn't think so. What exactly do you plan to do with me? I can tell you right now it's not going to be what you think. All of that running around, sticking me into embarrassing situations, making me learn life lessons. Your average afterschool special, right?
Maybe in an insane asylum.
I don't think so. I get enough of that from my day job. I don't need anyone co-opting my life, capisce?
You don't even think I have a personality. I have a personality! I'm not just--some look-alike to that pirate guy who's also in here. This is too weird for me, man. Why don't we just go our seperate ways?
And stop saying I look twelve. Jeez. Can't a guy look young for his age without taking a bunch of crap for it?
Yeah, but you're not going to do that, are you. Yep. Didn't think so. What exactly do you plan to do with me? I can tell you right now it's not going to be what you think. All of that running around, sticking me into embarrassing situations, making me learn life lessons. Your average afterschool special, right?
Maybe in an insane asylum.
I don't think so. I get enough of that from my day job. I don't need anyone co-opting my life, capisce?
You don't even think I have a personality. I have a personality! I'm not just--some look-alike to that pirate guy who's also in here. This is too weird for me, man. Why don't we just go our seperate ways?
And stop saying I look twelve. Jeez. Can't a guy look young for his age without taking a bunch of crap for it?
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[This kid, Officer Hanson, has doubtless met countless criminals, and doubtless he's mentally categorised Jack in along with all the rest of them. But first impressions with Jack tend only to be true up to a point.]