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[transcendens]

Impossible though I suspect it is for one so simple-minded to believe, I've better uses for my time than wasting it attempting to communicate with you.

Planning for the rampant plague of stupidity about to befall the city of eternal night, for example. You may have forgotten about it, but I assure you, I have not.

Cease entertaining the futile notion of subjecting me to further idiocy and concentrate on the matter at hand.

I haven't come this far only to lose everything due to your inattention.

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[deathberry]

Aa, 'course you can, we're pretty much one brain by now.

[transcendens]

I hope I don't owe you too great of an apology for that, too.

[deathberry]

I'd be snapping and bitching at you by now if I cared.

[transcendens]

Don't deny me all of the bitching. I've found I've grown rather fond of it. In small doses, of course.

[deathberry]

Can't think of anything at the moment, try harder. Be a big deal and catch my attention again.

[transcendens]

So that's how it is, is it? I'm to capture your attention? And what would that require. Something flashy, I suspect.

[deathberry]

You'd have to be the best, no doubt about that. Of what, you get to decide this time.

[transcendens]

Ichigo, I assure you, I'm the best at everything I do.

[deathberry]

You're definitely the best at whining, that's for sure.

[transcendens]

Whining?

[deathberry]

S'why I'm here, could've heard you from space.

[transcendens]

Is that all it takes to summon you to my side, then? Whining? I shall have to remember that.

[deathberry]

Shut up, asshole.

[transcendens]

Careful. Being insulting is really only a step away from whining, and if you steal my area of expertise, I simply don't know what I'll do.

[deathberry]

Probably be a smug bastard, but that's just a wild guess.

[transcendens]

Fair enough. Would you prefer me to be something else? Demure, perhaps?

[deathberry]

Heh! You couldn't be demure if you tried.

[transcendens]

Oh, I don't know. I think I can do a decent job of it.

[deathberry]

That would be ... weird.

[transcendens]

Should've met me during my fukutaichou days.

[deathberry]

I wouldn't want to talk to you if you were lying to my face.

[transcendens]

Oh no, it wasn't all lies. Though, yes, I'll admit, most of it was.

[deathberry]

That's really reassuring. See, this isn't demure at all, you're bragging about being a jerk.

[transcendens]

And you're goading me into it.

[deathberry]

There aren't any rules laid down about what I can do.