canon is ah! my goddess

[admindemon]

Mun! Darling!

This time around why not send me to a sex game? I would be especially good at one of those.

What do you mean 'not a chance in hell'? Why not!? Why do you always spoil all my perfect plans and ideas? If you're so smart just where are you planning on sending me now? Huh? Oh right. You have no clue.

Ugh. You're lucky I have the paitence of a saint and can put up with you.

I'll let this slip for now.

-Urd

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[admindemon]

I'm a goddess, I can be perfect without the belief being a flaw. [pause] So there!

[i_can_smell_you]

Even a goddess has flaws.

[admindemon]

You don't know that for sure. Have you met every goddess there is?

[i_can_smell_you]

No, but I have met some gods to know they aren't perfect. You're made in our image after all.

[admindemon]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is that written? Me in your image? I don't think so.

[i_can_smell_you]

Your existence is powered and created by believers. Thus you're made in the human image. Which is very much flawed both as an animal and as an intelligent being.

[admindemon]

I don't know what gods you've chatted with buddy but I am certainly not powered or created by believers. No one really believes in me anymore and lookit me! Still here, still just as amazing.

[i_can_smell_you]

But you still have some purpose I imagine.

[admindemon]

System Administrator to the Yggdrasil System. You know, the computer system that runs all reality.

Er. Whenever I get back to Heaven anyway.

[i_can_smell_you]

So Technically you work for the god that other god called "The Brat" interesting.

[admindemon]

What brat? You mean Skuld? [That's the biggest brat she knows.] I don't work for Skuld!

[i_can_smell_you]

I believe "The Brat's" official name is Jehovah or simply God.

[admindemon]

Never heard of him. Are you talking about the Almighty?

[i_can_smell_you]

I'm going to guess yes.

[admindemon]

Sure I guess I work for him in a way.

[i_can_smell_you]

Interesting. Does he tend to want to eradicate the "Pagan" gods? I'm trying to discern between the different universes and the reality of their gods.

[admindemon]

What pagan gods? We're the only ones I know of. You mean like other pantheons? No. It's just us. [Who are loosely Norse based in her canon.]

[i_can_smell_you]

Hm then I suppose it is a different situation than the other gods I met. Both suggest that "The Almighty" and his followers both worked to eradicate the other gods.

[admindemon]

You must have talked to some messed up people sweetie.

[i_can_smell_you]

Of course I confirmed their claims before I moved on. Oddly enough the god I had never heard of before was easier to confirm. Baxter, a god of nightmares is in pretty big opposition to The Almighty.

[admindemon]

Baxter? That sounds like the name of someone's dog.

[i_can_smell_you]

It isn't his name but he was created by a cult so I imagine whatever it really is, is incomprehensible at this point.

The other is Hades if you were at all curious.

[Looking down at the commments below.]

You know Demyx?

[admindemon]

I've heard of Hades! [She sounds so proud, like this is a game show and she finally got an answer right]

I know a Demyx, but he went by the name "Nocturne." Apparently places like this are crawling with him sometimes.

[i_can_smell_you]

I would be shocked if you didn't depending on your world's mythology.

[Zexion tilted his head.]

Nocturne? I've never heard him use that name before. I wonder if it was some attempt to make a "stage name".

[admindemon]

I don't know about a stage name, I think it had more to do with separating himself from his past.