canon is ah! my goddess

[admindemon]

Mun! Darling!

This time around why not send me to a sex game? I would be especially good at one of those.

What do you mean 'not a chance in hell'? Why not!? Why do you always spoil all my perfect plans and ideas? If you're so smart just where are you planning on sending me now? Huh? Oh right. You have no clue.

Ugh. You're lucky I have the paitence of a saint and can put up with you.

I'll let this slip for now.

-Urd

Comments

[i_can_smell_you]

The fact you ASK to go to a sex game speaks volumes about your personality.

[admindemon]

Just what are you trying to say?

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Calm down, sweetheart. Maybe we'll get to play together again.

[i_can_smell_you]

That it's likely your personality that makes your mundane reluctant to send you.

[admindemon]

My personality is absolutely flawless! Why would she be reluctant to do anything?

[admindemon]

Ooh, play together. I like that sound of that Tony.

[i_can_smell_you]

You're far from flawless.

[admindemon]

How would you know?

[i_can_smell_you]

The belief that you're perfect is a flaw in itself.

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Of course you do! Who wouldn't want to play with me?

[admindemon]

I'm a goddess, I can be perfect without the belief being a flaw. [pause] So there!

[i_can_smell_you]

Even a goddess has flaws.

[admindemon]

I can't imagine anyone.

...Except maybe Skuld.

[yeah_i_can_fly]

That little brat... She doesn't count.

[admindemon]

You don't know that for sure. Have you met every goddess there is?

[admindemon]

She's my sister, she counts to me.

[i_can_smell_you]

No, but I have met some gods to know they aren't perfect. You're made in our image after all.

[yeah_i_can_fly]

Well of course she counts to you. But not to me. I wouldn't want to play with her anyway. [pause; yeah, he still sucks at this] No offense.

[admindemon]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is that written? Me in your image? I don't think so.

[admindemon]

[Just this look Tony. You really need to learn to shut your face when it comes to her sisters.]

[i_can_smell_you]

Your existence is powered and created by believers. Thus you're made in the human image. Which is very much flawed both as an animal and as an intelligent being.

[admindemon]

I don't know what gods you've chatted with buddy but I am certainly not powered or created by believers. No one really believes in me anymore and lookit me! Still here, still just as amazing.

[i_can_smell_you]

But you still have some purpose I imagine.

[admindemon]

System Administrator to the Yggdrasil System. You know, the computer system that runs all reality.

Er. Whenever I get back to Heaven anyway.

[i_can_smell_you]

So Technically you work for the god that other god called "The Brat" interesting.