on potentially home-hunting

[dielikeyouwantme]

What do you mean, "you're not sure"? Wasn't I only just telling someone~ that second guessing is supremely unattractive? It's not any more handsome on your little mug, I can say that much for certain.

I'm a sight better judge of these things than you are, love. And why shouldn't I be? Haven't I been alive long enough? Don't I have a better sense of what's too much to handle? You can do it, and I'm apt to get bored with you, if you don't.

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[god_not_goth]

Well he can certainly try to retrieve you but I have a feeling he would simply leave you to have various parts of you ripped out on a daily basis.

[onlynatural]

That's an awfully hefty presumption.

[god_not_goth]

I assumed you would leave this reaper based on their transgressions against your master.

[onlynatural]

Seeing as she has never personally been a threat to my master, I see no point in allowing her to be dragged to the bowels of the underworld.

[god_not_goth]

But there must be a reason for you to stop me. I don't see you as the sort to take unnecessary action.

[onlynatural]

Oh, I wasn't stopping you. Merely making a comment. But I can promise you that it is indeed more trouble than it's worth.

[god_not_goth]

I'll take your word for it Sebastian. I already share a head-space with a version of this reaper. That one is already trouble.

[dielikeyouwantme]

He's been presuming all over me. Hold me, I'm dreadfully tired, now.

[Her head, his shoulder.]

[onlynatural]

[ Headpat -- and a smirk, of course. ]

Now, now. At the very least, he seems to be a friendly alternative to your William.

[dielikeyouwantme]

[Not that she can see that smirk. She likes this spot, and has decided to interpret the headpat as an excuse to burrow against his side.]

Hmph. He's not nearly as fun as Will. He didn't even take a proper swing at me.

[onlynatural]

[ Welp. He can deal. Patpat. ]

How awful.

[dielikeyouwantme]

It is awful. Pinch me, would you? I'm positively thrumming with unspent energy.

[dielikeyouwantme]

Ah, no, I can just picture it now. A tale as tragic as that of Orpheus and Eurydice! ♥ He's quite the hand with a violin. Does your Persephone enjoy violin music? Do you? It's going to be delightful, this little play.

[god_not_goth]

I must say, I am a little more hesitant to take you to the underworld. Not out of fear but simply due to the fact that it seems to be more trouble than it's worth.

[dielikeyouwantme]

Hmph. Just like the other boys, getting me all excited, and then crushing my every hope.

[god_not_goth]

[Excuse him he is just going to roll his eyes.]

At this point I may just let your superiors deal with you. I don't want to bring that Butler's wrath on my home since for whatever reason he will defend you.

[dielikeyouwantme]

We're friends, now, you know. No, I don't suppose you do know, the way you carry on with folks you've never met.

[god_not_goth]

Don't misunderstand. You're a disgusting perversion of the office. Killing mortals before their time.

And your "friend" agrees that you are far more trouble than you're worth. I'd rather not hear that ghastly voice every day.

[dielikeyouwantme]

I've been dubbed a disgusting perversion of worse, darling. And that's a funny thing, isn't it? They may not have been on the death list, but did any of you ~gods~ intervene to stop me? Did the universe come crashing down around my head? I can't say that it did, and so I wonder - was it really not their time?

My friend is more clever than y~o~u~.

[god_not_goth]

As a being of death you should of been neutral. Yet instead you created one of the most infamous personas in history.

[dielikeyouwantme]

And yet humans are so fond of their little lives that they're wont to see us as evil~ beings, anyway. Those whores lived miserable, wanton lives, preying on the depravity of society. What harm is it to anyone, that they were gone, a few years too soon?

Who mourns them? No one. No one would even remember them, if I hadn't written their filthy names in blood on London's memory, would they? I did them a favour. They were disgusting, in life. Now they're something beautiful, immortal, because of me~.