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[pervertflea]

Hey, lady!

I know you've got some tight deadlines going on - but how about you just forget all about'em and go back to playing your video games, huh!?

I like the attention and all from a cute gal like yourself; but that tower looks pretty horrifying!

[...]

... Whassat about crowds of ladies there? I couldn't hear you over all of the monsters and the nasty grub, sorry!

[Hey, if he can choose not to be thrown headfirst into a tower full of death, he'd gladly choose not to.
But the ladies certainly are tempting.]

Comments

Is he still a wee bug, or sized up?

[dragonspooker]

[Just. This face.]

itty bitty bugbutt. he is going to live in his trunk. 8>

[pervertflea]

... What? What's with the look?

[Pretty lady or not, making at that face at him is still a bad thing, okay.]

D'aaaaaw.

[dragonspooker]

Well, at least you're honest about your intentions.

:3c

[pervertflea]

Of course! A man like me's gotta be honest; otherwise, who's gonna trust him, right?

[Also what intentions he has no intentions
You're just hearing things.]

[pocketblade]

My, if it isn't mother's little friend. Having some trouble?

[pervertflea]

Nah, not trouble. More like annoyances! I can handle a girl like this, usually, but she won't listen to a word I say!

But, uh... what's a god like yourself doin' around here, anyway? Not tryin' to sound rude, but don't you have important things to do?

[pocketblade]

I suppose so, but since when have mundanes cared about our own agenda? Besides, you're a hard Poncle to overlook.

[pervertflea]

Yeah, I guess so.
And thanks! ... I think?

[Being hard to overlook is a good thing for someone his size... r-right?]

Hey, y'know; I never really got to sit around and chat with a god before - 'scept for Ammy, but she's kind of a given, right?

aaah issun <3

[aurous]

[ there is a voice

but no person

??? ]

:3c <3

[pervertflea]

[Hey.

Hey lady.

Down here.

Issun's going to bounce to eyelevel then, trying to garner some attention.]

Hey! I think you're lookin' for me!

[aurous]

Oh!

[ wait

a talking bug what ]

You're-- Are you the one who gave their mun that terrible advice?

[ yep ]

[pervertflea]

W-what? My advice was perfectly good!

[HUFF. How insulting!!!]

But yeah, I guess! If you wanna be so harsh about it!

[resolvere]

[Issun! Issun!

Best Celestial Envoy ever! Hard-Headed Ammy is full speed ahead at him and totally prepared to bounce him on her nose if he doesn't get out of the way. Hey little buddy!]

[pervertflea]

[OH MAN AMMY -
Wait no don't run at him like that what if you squish him --

Oh wait nose okay that's safe and not under her paws or anything.]

Hey there, furball! Haven't seen you in a long time!

[AKA: wow it's great to see you again, I missed snoozing in your fur!]

[resolvere]

[GASP. Like she'd ever do anything to hurt him! (Playtime with Kabegami was different, okay?)

Yessss, her buddy's back on her nose, her Poncle buddy. She grins, looking rather doofy, and lets out a happy whine at him.

And me, you! How have you been?]

[pervertflea]

[(Uh huh, sure. Different.)

Aha, aww; he missed you too, Ammy!]

I've been about as good as you can expect!

[Translation: my life was good until my mundane decided to app me to a death tower.]

You're lookin' good as ever too, I see; is there anyone you need me to rough up for ya?

[He's playing of course! Everyone knows Ammy roughs people up for Issun after all.]

[brushworkmother]

[guess who hasn't heard a word of that and is just bearing down at full enthusiasm can you handle it]

[pervertflea]

[Oh man there are two of them - BUT YEAH HE CAN HANDLE IT
He's handled being nearly eaten by you four times, furball.]

Ammy!

[Sorry buddy, but he's taking his rightful place on your snout right now.]

[brushworkmother]

[she's prepared you well~

skidding to a stop and peering at him, oh gosh it's been a while since you've been there]

[pervertflea]

Haha, what's with the look? Already not used to me bein' here?

[Sure, it's been a while! But he's still your #1 snout warmer, isn't he?]

[pillowtalks]

[ look Issun look! even your most favourite guy ever ahs come to say hi! ]

Hmmm, spending your time chasing after girls again, my little bouncing friend? Don't you have some work to be doing?

[pervertflea]

Try tellin' my mun that; I'm not the one who needs the lecture on duty shirkin'!

[For once???]

It's not my fault she's plannin' on sending me where I shouldn't be!

[inkstainedpuppy]

[ISSUUUUN! BARK BARK. Chibi can't help but be happy to see his mother's friend ... and possibly show off. Apparently a two-tailed fox showed him a trick, and he's currently been flying around with one tail twirling like one of those floating seeds for the last hour, keeping himself suspended in the air.]

[As tired as he is, though, he can't quit until he shows Mamaterasu, so hey! Issun! Look up!]

[pervertflea]

[What a weird sound - kinda like someone beating a rug really, really fast.

Wh -- is that a flying puppy??]

Hey! Ain't that a little dangerous for a doggie!?

[inkstainedpuppy]

[Pffft, Issun. Like Chibi can't handle it. Look at him! He's flying like a natural! Even if his tail trick is an unnatural violation of physics and biology. WHAT IS SCIENCE TO THE SON OF AMATERASU.]