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Issun; Wandering Artist ([personal profile] pervertflea) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-08 08:35 pm
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Hey, lady!

I know you've got some tight deadlines going on - but how about you just forget all about'em and go back to playing your video games, huh!?

I like the attention and all from a cute gal like yourself; but that tower looks pretty horrifying!

[...]

... Whassat about crowds of ladies there? I couldn't hear you over all of the monsters and the nasty grub, sorry!

[Hey, if he can choose not to be thrown headfirst into a tower full of death, he'd gladly choose not to.
But the ladies certainly are tempting.]

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dragonspooker: (Surely you can't be serious.)

Is he still a wee bug, or sized up?

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-04-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Just. This face.]
pervertflea: (58)

itty bitty bugbutt. he is going to live in his trunk. 8>

[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
... What? What's with the look?

[Pretty lady or not, making at that face at him is still a bad thing, okay.]
dragonspooker: (Face/Palm OTP)

D'aaaaaw.

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-04-09 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least you're honest about your intentions.
pervertflea: ([bug] 43)

:3c

[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! A man like me's gotta be honest; otherwise, who's gonna trust him, right?

[Also what intentions he has no intentions
You're just hearing things.]
dragonspooker: (Mmmn?)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-04-09 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so.

I don't think we have any ladies there that are quite your size, though.
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Size shmize; any lady is a beauty, no matter how tall they are, sweetheart!

You're not too bad a looker yourself, for example! Fierce lookin', yet still got yourself a bit of feminine whimsy!
pocketblade: ([m] 04)

[personal profile] pocketblade 2012-04-09 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
My, if it isn't mother's little friend. Having some trouble?
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, not trouble. More like annoyances! I can handle a girl like this, usually, but she won't listen to a word I say!

But, uh... what's a god like yourself doin' around here, anyway? Not tryin' to sound rude, but don't you have important things to do?
pocketblade: ([m] 03)

[personal profile] pocketblade 2012-04-09 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose so, but since when have mundanes cared about our own agenda? Besides, you're a hard Poncle to overlook.
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess so.
And thanks! ... I think?

[Being hard to overlook is a good thing for someone his size... r-right?]

Hey, y'know; I never really got to sit around and chat with a god before - 'scept for Ammy, but she's kind of a given, right?
aurous: (pic#)

aaah issun <3

[personal profile] aurous 2012-04-09 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ there is a voice

but no person

??? ]
pervertflea: ([bug] 26)

:3c <3

[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey.

Hey lady.

Down here.

Issun's going to bounce to eyelevel then, trying to garner some attention.]

Hey! I think you're lookin' for me!
pocketblade: ([m] 02)

[personal profile] pocketblade 2012-04-09 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Your kind would normally be the only ones who would understand us...
but I think this place helps us get around that problem.

You have helped her greatly, so I'm more than happy to chat. At least I can see you at my size; I believe my larger siblings would have more difficulty with it.
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about that; I'm sure there's still a couple of blockheads out there who can't see you guys as more than talking animals, but at least the language barrier's outta here!

And yeah, I know; I'm small. But I'm actually pretty tall for one of my kind, you know!

[No, Issun, you're not.]
dragonspooker: (asdfjkl;a)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-04-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait what is this Lina DOES NOT EVEN.]

Ayuh...buh...c-come again?!
aurous: (pic#)

[personal profile] aurous 2012-04-09 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

[ wait

a talking bug what ]

You're-- Are you the one who gave their mun that terrible advice?

[ yep ]
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Was that really hard to hear?

[It's because he's short, isn't it? >8(
Well, he knows how to fix that problem - it's just a quick hop to her shoulder, after all.]

I said you're quite a looker yourself! Not exactly a babe or anything, but definitely worth a once over!
pervertflea: ([bug] 56)

[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
W-what? My advice was perfectly good!

[HUFF. How insulting!!!]

But yeah, I guess! If you wanna be so harsh about it!
dragonspooker: (WHO ARE YOU CALLING "FLAT-CHESTED"?!)

[personal profile] dragonspooker 2012-04-09 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Moments pass.]

...

"NOT EXACTLY A BABE"?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK?!
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[personal profile] pocketblade 2012-04-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, some of us gods were given way to deal with that problem, even when others aren't spiritual...

Hmm, I think Ishaku was taller by a thread.
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[WHOA HEY NO NEED TO YELL HE'S RIGHT THERE!!!!
Nearly smack him off your shoulder with just your voice, why don't you!]

What, you want me to be more clear or something?
You ain't got what I look for in girls, but you've still got yourself some looks, lady!

[SCOFF.]
pervertflea: ([bug] 68)

[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
... What kinda thread?

[It's important, okay. A human thread's a lot bigger than a Poncle thread, after all.
And then you got all the different kinds, too.]
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[personal profile] pocketblade 2012-04-09 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
The kind that would make for the end of tassel?

[May be exaggerating a bit, just for kicks]
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[personal profile] pervertflea 2012-04-09 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[SPUTTERS]

H-hey, he's not that much taller than I am!

'Sides, I never said I was the tallest or anything...
pocketblade: ([m] 04)

[personal profile] pocketblade 2012-04-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Giggling, but it sounds more like squeaks]

Even if you were a tall Poncle, I doubt it would help your chances with women.
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