On old games and new

[cuddlefishculling]

... Waiting around isn't going to )(elp anybody, you know.
It's better to just take t)(e PLUNG-E.

And we BOT)( know you want to go back, so just sucker it up and APP already! >38O

Comments

[photographic_carp]

fef?!

[Excuse human Eridan he's just going to look really closely at you.]

wwhat are you doin' here and wwhat's wwith the costume?

[cuddlefishculling]

U)(... I'm V-ENTING, I guess?
W)(at are you TALKING about? T)(is isn't a COSTUM-E!

W)(y are you PINK?

[photographic_carp]

wwait
i guess youre one of those trolls?
wwell like youre a troll feferi im a human eridan i guess?

[cuddlefishculling]

Of coralse I am! W)(at else would I be?
O)()()(. I guess you're one of t)(e ALT---ERNAT-E Eridans!
Yea)(, I guess t)(at's t)(e best way to put it! I guess t)(e me t)(at you know is )(uman, too.

[photographic_carp]

yeah
i didnt knoww trolls existed until about a feww minutes ago

[cuddlefishculling]

... )(u)(.
Well, it's not like W-E don't know )(umans existed!
And I kind of understand your not )(aving us.

...
But it's R-----E-ELY weird seeing you like t)(is! Glub! 38(

[photographic_carp]

wwell its wweird thinkin youre an alien
but you still seem like the feferi i knoww

[cuddlefishculling]

You're...
Well, more POLIT-E t)(an t)(e Eridan I know, )(a)(a! 38D
But I t)(ink you're t)(e same. I don't t)(ink we're all COMPL-ET-ELY different, after all!
It's just a c)(ange of skin and some going-away of t)(e gills!

[photographic_carp]

i guess youre right
youre definitely still acting like one of my best friends.

[cuddlefishculling]

I am!
Well, I guess I WAS.
I was your moirail for a really long time, too! But I guess you don't )(ave t)(at, since you're )(uman.
T)(at's weird to t)(ink aboat!

1/2

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
Putting "The Plunge" Off Doesnt Really Help
We Have To Hurry Up And Save A Universe After All
Except For The Part Where Were Not Actually Saving It
So I Guess Really The Idea Is That We Have To Hurry Up And Die
But Thats Also Not Something It Helps To Put Off

2/2

[speakveryclearly]

Im Sorry This Is Coming Out So Morbid
Im Very Happy To See You Here Actually

[cuddlefishculling]

KANAYA! 38D
I've been )(ere for a LONG TIM-E! I just never got OUT because my mun was so BUSY!
W)(ale t)(at AND s)(e's been putting off, you know, T)(E T)(ING, and s)(e doesn't WANT to move because of )(er icons.
W)(ic)( is kind of stupid! I mean, s)(e can just buy more )(-ER-E. It's not like s)(e's BROK-E.

ANYWAV-E! I AM )(ere! I just )(aven't been DOING muc)(!

[speakveryclearly]

Well Thats Okay All Muns Are Like That
Theyre Always Busy
And They Always Put Off Things
Especially Ones Like "THE THING"
Somewhat Like Suit-Wearing Featherbeasts Sitting In A Circle Playing Troll Strip Poker
Waiting For The Next Move To Be Made
And Well I Can Assure You Ive Been Getting Along Fine Without Such Allowances
Although You Are Accustomed To Much Greater Allowances
It Does Take Time To Learn To Tolerate It I Do Admit

At Least Were Both Here Now
Thats Definite Progress

[cuddlefishculling]

S)(elling out t)(e mooneye for some ICONS isn't t)(at )(ARD! -Even if it W-ER-E, it's a STUPID t)(ing to keep you from c)(anging plaices.
I mean, R--E-ELY!!! >38O
)(a)(a, I'm saury, I'm just so -----------EXCIT-ED we're bot)( )(ere now!

Yea)(, PROGR-ESS!
You'll NOTIC--E t)(ey )(aven't made any PROGR-ESS on t)(at OT)(-ER T)(ING, t)(oug)(!
T)(e one t)(at DO--ESN'T )(ave to be put off, I mean. 38I
I mean, S)(-E-ES)(!
)(ave t)(ey just given UP???

[speakveryclearly]

Honestly I Think They May Have
Just Waiting And Waiting To Avoid Violating Each Others Will
Or Messing Up Some Detail
Even Though There Really Arent That Many Details To That Part Of It
But
Bluh
That Part We Cant Really Do Ourselves

Say You Said Something About Being Apped Back Somewhere Else
Is That True

[cuddlefishculling]

MUNS!
T)(-ER-E'S T)(IS T)(ING CALL-ED COMMUNICATION!!!
YOU S)(AD TRY IT!!! >38O

O)(! T)(AT!
Not apping M---E back somew)(ere. Or I guess, not apping me BACK somew)(ere!
T)(ere's a plaice s)(e played at a W)(-E-EL ago t)(at s)(e R-----E-ELY liked, but t)(e muse s)(e )(ad t)(ere went away. 38( S)(e's t)(inking about trying it again!
But s)(e reely doesn't know at t)(is point.
Glub's t)(e word!!! 38X

[speakveryclearly]

I See
My Congratulations Or Condolences To That Muse As Appropriate Then
And I Wont Pry Further Since Its Their Business Really

Muns
Communication
Oh Please
Its Literally An Instant Punchline
Communication Has Mun Right In The Middle
Such Irony
Someone Call Dave Strider

[cuddlefishculling]

I, u)(, t)(ink it's CONDOL-ENC-ES. 38( T)(e game's supposed to be R-E-ELY scary.

Or!
Or, or, OR!
)(ow about instead of calling Dave Strider t)(ey just TALK ABOAT IT.
We KNOW t)(ey talk ALL T)(-E TIM-E.
It's just a question of convincing t)(em to talk about t)(e RIG)(T T)(INGS.
Come ON. 38(
38( 38( 38(

[speakveryclearly]

Or
Or
Remember When That First Became A Thing
"Or"

Im Looking Forward To Its Not Having To Be A Thing Anymore Though Honestly
Weve Abused That Preposition Too Much In Our Past Immaturity Really

[abandonallhope]

hey fef

[cuddlefishculling]

O)(!
)(ey, Eridan! 38)

[ Oh dear please don't have seen the rant upthread............. ]

keywwords relevvant

[abandonallhope]

[Get your hands off her, impostor!]

wwhere are you goin

pap pap s)(oos)(

[cuddlefishculling]

O)(. Well.
I'm not sure yet!
I'm not even sure if I'm going ANYW)(-ER-E rig)(t now.
My mun's looking at a couple different places.

S)(e says w)(erever s)(e decides s)(e wants you and Kanaya to come along, t)(oug)(. 38)

[abandonallhope]

reely

okay then

[His worries are relieved.]