dear_mun | reserved at scorched

Don't think I'm not grateful. I know I deserve a second chance. Since I blew my first second chance. But, I'm not a walk in the park. I'm not a good time or a fun idea. I'm a wreck. I have all these feelings. And I'm hungry all the time. Did you want a killer in your head? And I don't mean a brooding, killed in the 20's 'hello I can walk in the daylight' killer, I mean an honest to God, 'oops, there goes another housekeeper' killer. Not that God has anything to do with it. And while we're on the subject, try to get me one of those daylight rings.

I don't know whether to hate Anna or thank her. No, that's a lie. I want to rip her head off. I also want to rip your head off.

Jenna's going there? Maybe? She better be. I don't like broken promises.

Shut up. I don't care if I'm the 'king of broken promises.'

You're crazy. And that's coming from a crazy, psychotic vampire. I hope you know what you're getting into.

Just check the warning label. Keep out of reach of children (and aspiring reporters.) Parental guidance isn't just suggested. It's preferred. ...They also might get eaten. But, hey, don't blame me. Blame my nature.

I was -- reborn this way. Oops?

Kind of ironic, no?

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Is everyone a vampire, now? You think you're a unique snowflake but then you find out that not only is your ex-girlfriend a vampire, but the kid you used to babysit. What, is vampire the new black?

Pretty much. But psycho vampires are so passe.

Who are you -- oh, I called myself a psycho. Well, you should watch who you're calling a psycho. I'm older. I'm - an older vampire and I know that means I'm stronger. Also, I think the word passe is so passe.