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[overlyemotional]

Don't think I'm not grateful. I know I deserve a second chance. Since I blew my first second chance. But, I'm not a walk in the park. I'm not a good time or a fun idea. I'm a wreck. I have all these feelings. And I'm hungry all the time. Did you want a killer in your head? And I don't mean a brooding, killed in the 20's 'hello I can walk in the daylight' killer, I mean an honest to God, 'oops, there goes another housekeeper' killer. Not that God has anything to do with it. And while we're on the subject, try to get me one of those daylight rings.

I don't know whether to hate Anna or thank her. No, that's a lie. I want to rip her head off. I also want to rip your head off.

Jenna's going there? Maybe? She better be. I don't like broken promises.

Shut up. I don't care if I'm the 'king of broken promises.'

You're crazy. And that's coming from a crazy, psychotic vampire. I hope you know what you're getting into.

Just check the warning label. Keep out of reach of children (and aspiring reporters.) Parental guidance isn't just suggested. It's preferred. ...They also might get eaten. But, hey, don't blame me. Blame my nature.

I was -- reborn this way. Oops?



Kind of ironic, no?

Comments

[coy]

Omigaw, Logan Fell, channel nine, is that you?

Oh wait, no, you're the jerk who smashed my face into a car window who used to be Logan Fell.

[overlyemotional]

[ Oh, an adoring fa -- Oh, it's her. And -- wait a second. ]

...How do you remember that?

[coy]

Well, my memory's a little foggy from head trauma but yeah, I know what you did. Compulsion wears off once you're turned into a vampire.

[overlyemotional]

Is everyone a vampire, now? You think you're a unique snowflake but then you find out that not only is your ex-girlfriend a vampire, but the kid you used to babysit. What, is vampire the new black?

[coy]

Pretty much. But psycho vampires are so passe.

[overlyemotional]

Who are you -- oh, I called myself a psycho. Well, you should watch who you're calling a psycho. I'm older. I'm - an older vampire and I know that means I'm stronger. Also, I think the word passe is so passe.

[coy]

Yeah, by like... a month? Barely older.

[overlyemotional]

A month? Really?

[coy]

Pretty much. My mun says timelines on our show blows.

[overlyemotional]

You know what blows? Being killed. Twice.

Also not being able to go into your own house without being invited.

[coy]

Trust me, I know about the whole house thing.

[overlyemotional]

Did Anna get to you, too?

[coy]

No, someone way worse.

[overlyemotional]

Damon? [ He says it with disgust. ]

[coy]

No. Katherine.

[overlyemotional]

Katherine? Damon got her out of the tomb? [ Why does he get what he wants? ]

[coy]

Yeah, like, forever ago.

[risks]

[Oh -- oh no.]

If by ironic you mean crazy, psychotic, and completely unwelcome, I think you're getting somewhere.

[overlyemotional]

Hey, I helped you.

[risks]

You killed people. You went after Caroline, and Jenna, and you wouldn't have stopped.

[overlyemotional]

I never -- I didn't get the chance to go after Jenna. And I just wanted to bite her. And stuff.

And not like it matters. She ended up with fangs, anyway.

Which, anticlimactic, right? And not at all special in any way.

[risks]

[omg D':

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO SIC ALL HER VAMPIRE FRIENDS ON YOU NOW LOGAN FELL]

I think you're confusing what happened to Jenna with your existence.

[overlyemotional]

I just mean, Jenna, Caroline -- who hasn't been vamped?

[unparental]

...I don't even know where to start.

[overlyemotional]

...Jenna. Hey. Hi... there.

[unparental]

You sound stable.

[overlyemotional]

I sound overwhelmed. Which I am.

[unparental]

And I sound unsympathetic. Which I am.

[ that's... not entirely true, but she's Being Strong and Resisting. it's a whole self-denial thing. ]

[overlyemotional]

[ she is the queen of that thing. ]

You also sound like you can relate.

[unparental]

Do I? Because I was aiming more for 'not caring at all'.

[overlyemotional]

A swing and a miss.

Jenna. Eventually, you'll get that I didn't just go off to the Bahamas. I didn't break up with you through E-mail. I was dead.

[unparental]

Or you're suffering from wishful thinking.

Oh, I get it. But that doesn't change a whole lot between us.

[overlyemotional]

I meant your aim. It never was the best.

How? All that pent up dislike, lack of -- trust -- I was making it up to you. I was doing good.

[unparental]

I meant my aim, too. You're seeing what you want to see.

You lied to me to get into my house. That's good, now?

[overlyemotional]

No. No. I, wanted to be in your house. With you. And there just happened to be something there we needed.

To protect you and the town.

[unparental]

You still used me.

[overlyemotional]

You offered leftovers!

Speaking of, are you always hungry? I am always hungry.

[unparental]

I'm not talking about it with you.

[ so: yes. ]

[overlyemotional]

Jenna, we can compare notes.

[unparental]

Logan-- keep your eyes on your own paper.

[overlyemotional]

Just,a hint. If it's A, cough. B, scratch the back of your ear.

[unparental]

Sorry, it's C: none of the above.

[overlyemotional]

You didn't stretch. You're supposed to stretch if it's C.

[unparental]

I'm not playing this game with you.

[overlyemotional]

[ And the moment of nostalgia. Gone. ]

Maybe we'll see each other in Anatole.

[unparental]

[ jenna isn't ruthlessly shoving down wistful feelings at ALL what do you mean. ]

Maybe we will.