HORRIBLE.

[crownless]

What? Why're you looking at me like that?

You're telling me you wouldn't wanna watch that fight? It's better than pay-per-view--and it's right there in front of me, not to mention it's free!

Seriously, mun, you've gotta rethink your priorities. As the biggest wrestling fan this side of Santa Destroy, I'm really disappointed in you.

Comments

[failsafegod]

I imagine your mun has their priorities straight. This sounds like you wish them to take on your priorities. [Smiles knowingly]

[crownless]

And what's wrong with my priorities?

[Travis..... 8|]

[failsafegod]

There is nothing wrong with them, just not everyone has the same ones.

[cognisance]

Why would you want to? It's just two idiots fighting.

[crownless]

'Cause it's a good show, that's why. Did you see him give the funny hair guy the chair?

[cognisance]

...I hate answering stupid questions. It's just two idiots fighting, like I said. It doesn't matter what they're doing, an idiot is an idiot. [tl;dr gives no shits not a fuck or even a damn]

[crownless]

[Not even a crap?]

Damn, lady. You are no fun.

[cognisance]

[...have either of the fighting parties used some sort of extraordinary power or supernatural ability?]

What? You're the one who announced it to the community in the first place.

[cursedtolive]

Does stuff like this happen all the time, mister?

[crownless]

If I've got a say in it, it should be happening more often!

God, I hope we get some actual luchadores...

[cursedtolive]

What are luchadores?

[crownless]

Mexican wrestlers! Only the most hardcore friggin' kind of wrestler. Who else wears a full face mask while spinning guys above his head?

[curseoflife]

I don't think I've heard of it but it sounds pretty fun. [Just a couple more years for him until the lucha libre business is founded. for now? He has absolutely no idea.]

[madethechoice]

'Hit him with the chair'? Honestly Travis. I thought you'd be a bit more creative then that.

[crownless]

It's wrestling! The chair move's a classic!!

Besides, I don't think these guys know how to suplex properly. Damn shame.

[madethechoice]

Or do one of the moves where it's basically slamming the others guys head on the ground?

Honestly, I hope I find them so I can shoot them both in the ass.

[crownless]

H-hey!! Don't do that--if you put 'em out of commission I'm not gonna have anything to watch!

[madethechoice]

That's what a television is for! Unless you want to rent something from Beef Head?

[crownless]

I've already watched all the shit Bishop's got stocked!

[madethechoice]

All right, fine. I'll come to your apartment, and you can watch me.

[crownless]

Watch y--

W-wait.

What?

[smooth operator]

[madethechoice]

Exactly. And I can go onto the ground and play with your little cat.

That'll be fun, right?

[smiles_from_heeeeeell]

Seems like you haven't change at all, son.

OMFG AAAAA

[crownless]

And neither have you, old man. Still following the trail of blood even after you got gutted, huh?

I know, my typo was awful. ;)

[smiles_from_heeeeeell]

Well, you know how us sharks can smell. Not like I had to try very hard, can smell all the blood a mile away.

[crownless]

There's a hell of a lot of it hanging 'round Santa Destroy these days. Not much in that fight, but the UAA is going as strong as ever.

[smiles_from_heeeeeell]

Hardly a surprise, the assassination business is one thing that never gets boring. Still enjoying it as much as you did when you offed me?

[crownless]

Dunno. But the blood tastes fucking bitter.

[smiles_from_heeeeeell]

It's part of the job. Gets that way after a while. This is usually the part where most assassins either quit or go nuts. Wonder which one you'll choose.

[crownless]

You obviously don't know me very well. I'm not the kind of guy who gives up so easily, and this isn't an exception.

[smiles_from_heeeeeell]

Oh no, I think I understand you pretty well, boy. Never said you'd give up, now did I?