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[boyd_crowder]

You want a woman to do what to me?

Well, uh, mun. I do believe we may have to discuss this...

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Someone who needs to watch this show. <3

[boyd_crowder]

Now I do believe that may depend on who the woman is.

:|

[failedparenting]

[Really, John has no room to be so judgmental. Buuut....]

You're serious?

ilu :*

[boyd_crowder]

You sayin' your experience wasn't all it's cracked up to be?

[failedparenting]

None of those sound too fun, to be honest.

[He pauses.]

Well. Knocking up my wife was fun, but it wasn't on purpose.

[boyd_crowder]

I haven't had the pleasure of that yet.

But I will say there is somethin' 'bout holdin' your breath that ain't all that bad.

This is probably the weirdest conversation he's ever had. And he's been yelled at by Meowth.

[failedparenting]

I'd have to disagree.

[In his line of work, asphyxiation gets a little old. :c]

Meowth's kinks are way weirder than Boyd's.

[boyd_crowder]

Bad experience?

Well.....yeah, but he's a pokemon. So.

[failedparenting]

Several, mostly outside the bedroom. My line of work lends itself to shit like that.

You're a pokemon. 8E

[boyd_crowder]

I find I see things a lil' differently under them bedroom lights.

Your face is a pokemon. :O also, John is the biggest buzzkill

[failedparenting]

It does...until she's trying to choke the life out of you and you only have your pants half off.

[Personal experience? The world may nev- yes. It is.]

But hell, maybe I haven't found the right girl.

Smoke some weed, John. 8(

[boyd_crowder]

... hm. That don't sound half-bad. Unless she don't have a safeword.

He quit in 1978. :c

[failedparenting]

[He snorts.]

She didn't. Probably wouldn't have stopped her anyway.