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[boyd_crowder]

You want a woman to do what to me?

Well, uh, mun. I do believe we may have to discuss this...

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[iwasjustified]

I'm more intrigued by the exception to that rule.

[boyd_crowder]

Oh are you now?

[iwasjustified]

Don't be coy. Was that your preference or hers?

[boyd_crowder]

[You know him better than to expect him to answer a question like that.]

I do believe we ain't had a discussion of our preferences since high school. Last I recall yours was blondes.

[nottheshoe]

[Tapping chin in thought] Hmmmm, lemme guess, somethin' along the lines of "ride you 'til it hurts"?



Or does she wanna get you pregnant, 'cause I didn't think she rolled like that.

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[boyd_crowder]

Now she made it pretty clear that she doesn't want me in that state. Praise the Lord for small favors, right?

[nottheshoe]

Gotta give her that one. But y'can't give the mun too much slack. They'll take it and run with it.

[boyd_crowder]

Mine does it regardless of slack.

[nottheshoe]

Hmmmm....

[Pondering face, before a shit eating smirk]

Then I gotta wonder if y'just enjoy what she's makin' y'do.

[boyd_crowder]

Could be.

[nottheshoe]

Least y'can admit t'that. Takes a brave man.

[boyd_crowder]

Why thank you ma'am.

[iwasjustified]

[Doesn't mean he won't ask, despite knowing that.]

I think that's a coincidental anomaly.

[Karen's a brunette!]

What I wanna know is if you're seriously considering or if this is a player trick.

[boyd_crowder]

If you're so curious I do believe there is a way you could easily find out.

[iwasjustified]

I believe I'll pass.

[boyd_crowder]

You never were any good at playin' chicken.

[iwasjustified]

And I'm not about to start. But thank you for the invitation.

[boyd_crowder]

Oh, anytime my friend. Anytime.

[iwasjustified]

Boyd, if you were capable of giving a straight answer, I think the world would come to an end.

[lol why are you so...you, Boyd. Raylan has tried to navigate this Amazonian jungle of confusion for years now.

He's hoping that his player won't go back and read the list, but knows the chances of that are slim.]

[boyd_crowder]

[Admit it. You've always been charmed by that Crowder and his crazy.

We dug coal together. ♥]

And here I was thinkin' I was bein' surprisingly forthright tonight.

[What a liar.]

Guess who :|

[failedparenting]

[Well, damn.]

You poor bastard.

[SUCKS TO BE YOU BRO.]

Someone who needs to watch this show. <3

[boyd_crowder]

Now I do believe that may depend on who the woman is.

:|

[failedparenting]

[Really, John has no room to be so judgmental. Buuut....]

You're serious?

ilu :*

[boyd_crowder]

You sayin' your experience wasn't all it's cracked up to be?

[failedparenting]

None of those sound too fun, to be honest.

[He pauses.]

Well. Knocking up my wife was fun, but it wasn't on purpose.

[boyd_crowder]

I haven't had the pleasure of that yet.

But I will say there is somethin' 'bout holdin' your breath that ain't all that bad.

This is probably the weirdest conversation he's ever had. And he's been yelled at by Meowth.

[failedparenting]

I'd have to disagree.

[In his line of work, asphyxiation gets a little old. :c]

[iwasjustified]

[Coal, yes.]

Uh-huh.

Meowth's kinks are way weirder than Boyd's.

[boyd_crowder]

Bad experience?

[boyd_crowder]

Mm. Speaking of invitations don't forget you're always welcome to stop by the bar. I might even have some bottled water with your name on it.

Well.....yeah, but he's a pokemon. So.

[failedparenting]

Several, mostly outside the bedroom. My line of work lends itself to shit like that.

[iwasjustified]

Oh, I'm sure I'll be back by there sooner rather than later. Make sure you keep it chilled.

[boyd_crowder]

Ever thought of visitin' when you weren't on business?

[iwasjustified]

Knowin me and knowin everything that's happened, you honestly think I'd drive all the way down there just for a drink? At your bar, tended by the woman shot your brother, and a cousin your daddy put in a wheelchair?

No, I think I can fill my quota of alcoholic beverages just fine in Lexington, thanks.

[boyd_crowder]

As you please. But I do have to say my crew sounds like more fun.

[You hurt his feelings a little, Raylan, but he wasn't going to show it.]

You're a pokemon. 8E

[boyd_crowder]

I find I see things a lil' differently under them bedroom lights.

Your face is a pokemon. :O also, John is the biggest buzzkill

[failedparenting]

It does...until she's trying to choke the life out of you and you only have your pants half off.

[Personal experience? The world may nev- yes. It is.]

But hell, maybe I haven't found the right girl.

Smoke some weed, John. 8(

[boyd_crowder]

... hm. That don't sound half-bad. Unless she don't have a safeword.

He quit in 1978. :c

[failedparenting]

[He snorts.]

She didn't. Probably wouldn't have stopped her anyway.