Apping into distantskies!

[resurgir]

Right, so, let's look at the months. You quit this whole scene back in...October? Earlier? You don't even fucking remember, do you?

Doesn't matter, you still didn't even make it to six months before you came crawling back. The hell are you even up to, anyway? You got work, you got those stupid games of yours, and you just had to pick a game that's gonna thrill your little mind so much that you'll obsess over it and stay up half the night goofing off.

Whatever. Not my problem.

You just remember that as tough as I am I can't go jumping off buildings and punching buses like that other guy, the old me. I've got too much shit to do and no time to waste in the hospital because you were an idiot and forgot I can't fucking fly.

...

The jaguar's cool, though. You get a pass for that.

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[jurisimpudent]

[He catches the blow on his jaw, and his eyes go wide as he stumbles back. He wasn't expecting him to - actually - ]

You - you -

[He clenches his hand against the spot on his jaw.]

You idiot! Worthless fool!

[resurgir]

[ Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha.

Points a finger at him. ] Pussy.

[jurisimpudent]

I - How -

[He immediately goes to his pocket to call 911.]

[resurgir]

...oh, for fuck's sake.

[ Takes a quick step forward and grabs his wrist. ] Shit, toughen up. I didn't even hit you that hard.

[jurisimpudent]

[He jerks his hand away - or tries to.]

I told you what would happen. Now it's happening!

[resurgir]

Don't be such a pussy!

[ Doesn't let go, looking him right in the eye. ] Don't you know anything? A real man takes it or gives back, he doesn't go running to teacher.

[jurisimpudent]

[Miles jerks his hand back again furiously.]

I'm not running to "teacher," I'm running to the police!

[resurgir]

It's the same damn thing!

[ Haha what kind of pulling is that, his grandmother can do better than that. ] Aren't you a man?

[jurisimpudent]

[He scowls and tries to twist his arm downwards now.]

Of course I am. And that means I won't put up with your tomfoolery.

[resurgir]

[ What...does that word mean...

...fuck it, he'll just ignore. ] You know how to do that, don't you?

[jurisimpudent]

How to...not put up with tomfoolery? I should say so.

[resurgir]

[ ... ]

You're still gonna call the police, aren't you.

[jurisimpudent]

Of course I am.

[resurgir]

[ SIGH. ] Listen, whatever your name is, that's not how it works.

[jurisimpudent]

Edgeworth. And yes, it is.

[resurgir]

Edgeworth-kun. [ Normally he doesn't care about etiquette or honorifics, but he'll make an exception this time. ] You either hit back or yield. That's how it works between guys.

[jurisimpudent]

What is this, then - the land of the Vikings? It hasn't worked that way since trial by combat was abolished.

[resurgir]

Abolished my ass.

[jurisimpudent]

...Which it was, many years ago.

[resurgir]

Nope.

[jurisimpudent]

...Yes.

[resurgir]

Wrong.

[jurisimpudent]

Yes!

[resurgir]

No.

[jurisimpudent]

Are you stupid! I can prove this!