Apping into distantskies!

[resurgir]

Right, so, let's look at the months. You quit this whole scene back in...October? Earlier? You don't even fucking remember, do you?

Doesn't matter, you still didn't even make it to six months before you came crawling back. The hell are you even up to, anyway? You got work, you got those stupid games of yours, and you just had to pick a game that's gonna thrill your little mind so much that you'll obsess over it and stay up half the night goofing off.

Whatever. Not my problem.

You just remember that as tough as I am I can't go jumping off buildings and punching buses like that other guy, the old me. I've got too much shit to do and no time to waste in the hospital because you were an idiot and forgot I can't fucking fly.

...

The jaguar's cool, though. You get a pass for that.

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[jurisimpudent]

[Miles jerks his hand back again furiously.]

I'm not running to "teacher," I'm running to the police!

[resurgir]

It's the same damn thing!

[ Haha what kind of pulling is that, his grandmother can do better than that. ] Aren't you a man?

[jurisimpudent]

[He scowls and tries to twist his arm downwards now.]

Of course I am. And that means I won't put up with your tomfoolery.

[resurgir]

[ What...does that word mean...

...fuck it, he'll just ignore. ] You know how to do that, don't you?

[jurisimpudent]

How to...not put up with tomfoolery? I should say so.

[resurgir]

[ ... ]

You're still gonna call the police, aren't you.

[jurisimpudent]

Of course I am.

[resurgir]

[ SIGH. ] Listen, whatever your name is, that's not how it works.

[jurisimpudent]

Edgeworth. And yes, it is.

[resurgir]

Edgeworth-kun. [ Normally he doesn't care about etiquette or honorifics, but he'll make an exception this time. ] You either hit back or yield. That's how it works between guys.

[jurisimpudent]

What is this, then - the land of the Vikings? It hasn't worked that way since trial by combat was abolished.

[resurgir]

Abolished my ass.

[jurisimpudent]

...Which it was, many years ago.

[resurgir]

Nope.

[jurisimpudent]

...Yes.

[resurgir]

Wrong.

[jurisimpudent]

Yes!

[resurgir]

No.

[jurisimpudent]

Are you stupid! I can prove this!

[resurgir]

You didn't even know that you needed to throw a punch back, you don't know shit about this.

[jurisimpudent]

Yes, I do, because I know the history of the law, and I didn't need to throw a punch back because hitting people is foolish!

[resurgir]

Whatever you know, it sure as hell isn't how to handle yourself in the real world.

[jurisimpudent]

I've lived to this point, have I not?