scorched apps and potential canonmates who are also ex-boyfriends.

[unparental]

Do I really need to explain why this is an awful idea? Because I think anyone who's ever watched Logan Fell in action for a single millisecond of time already knows why I'm not thrilled with you right now.

Watch it, or I'll pull out mom-voice. I might even talk about how I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

My point is: no. Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're idly planning, whatever it is that made you make that sound? No. It's not going to happen, ever.

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[unparental]

Logan, listen to yourself. You sound like a great reason to get a restraining order, not romantic.

[overlyemotional]

Okay, okay. But, the hurdle between us? Your being alive? Kind of gone, now.

[unparental]

Oh, wow, you know-- you're right. We should probably start having sex again, right now.

[overlyemotional]

Yes! We should!

[unparental]

Sarcasm, Logan. That was sarcasm.

[overlyemotional]

I was driving the point, home. Admit it. You've thought about it. Vamp sex.

[unparental]

Sure I have, I'm not going to pretend otherwise. But I've thought about having it with my boyfriend. Who, just a reminder, isn't you. I don't cheat-- not that I expect you to understand that particular moral objection.

[overlyemotional]

You're dead.

[unparental]

And I'm still not a cheater.

[overlyemotional]

But I am.

[unparental]

Not helping your case. [ brb sing-songing the delivery on that, because what is not regressing back to high school. ]

[overlyemotional]

I didn't -- I mean, you're saying that you don't cheat. But, I do.

[unparental]

That was my point, yeah.

[overlyemotional]

Ouch.

[unparental]

Truth hurts.

[overlyemotional]

I was trying to --

[ Fine. He's never outright apologized. But, he doesn't... do that. Anymore. He misses you. Ever since the funeral... ]

[unparental]

Change? Make it up to me? Convince me the past doesn't matter, anymore? Because I've heard all those speeches from you, Logan. They're always really convincing up until they all end the exact same way.

[overlyemotional]

Except, that last time was different. And then I died.

[unparental]

You still lied to me.

[overlyemotional]

I held back information.

[unparental]

Lies of omission are still lies.