scorched apps and potential canonmates who are also ex-boyfriends.

[unparental]

Do I really need to explain why this is an awful idea? Because I think anyone who's ever watched Logan Fell in action for a single millisecond of time already knows why I'm not thrilled with you right now.

Watch it, or I'll pull out mom-voice. I might even talk about how I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

My point is: no. Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're idly planning, whatever it is that made you make that sound? No. It's not going to happen, ever.

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[selfishing]

I don't do excitement. How've you been Jenna. The last thing I remember is you slamming the door in my face.

[unparental]

Or fidelity, or honesty... [ me-ow. ] Oh, I'm great. Wish that door had actually hit your face, but other than that perfect.

[ liar liar undead pants on fire. ]

[selfishing]

Judge all you want. Are you this rude to all of your legal guardians' biological parents? Or, is this about Ric?

[unparental]

Oh, no. No, we're not doing the pop-psych analysis. You lied to your husband and slept with Damon, you don't get to examine my life choices with anything even close to a critical eye.