Almost ready to submit first APP @Sing

[sarcasticpelican]

I'm not entirely sure why you picked me to be the first person you RP off of your two usual sites.

I mean, there are plenty of other places you could've gone where someone a bit more...crowd-pleasing than me is available. I know how much you like CT, after all.
Hey- Considering how little action I ever get? I'm not really complaining, and it's something new for me to do. I could always do with a little less boredom, you know?

I guess what I'm saying is, I look forward to flying with you. Or in the case of where you're about to send me, falling. And crashing into a pile of junk. And being held hostage by what we know is possibly an insane AI.
But hey, who's counting? Not me for sure.

Just keep it interesting, Ma'am. And from what I hear that won't be too hard.

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[sarcasticpelican]

[OOC:I just realized this conversation is going to happen all over again once the App goes through. XP]

[nods, but wait- another pilot?]
Who's the new pilot?
I see you've replaced me in the short time I've been gone.[teasing her old battle buddy.]

[whatever_it_takes]

[[ooc: Fantastic! XD ]]

He's hardly a replacement. Far too cheerful and easy going. [Teasing right back.]

Lieutenant Scott, 21st century. I'll be meeting with him as soon as I'm ... not ... a pony. [Said in a tone that hopefully conveys DO NOT QUESTION THIS.]

[sarcasticpelican]

You mean I'm not cheerful?! [mock offended and about to bite back a retort when she hears the second bit, and guess what- she's going to ignore that tone of voice]

Pony?!
That's possible?
[Here- have some LOUD laughter.]

[whatever_it_takes]

You're cheerful in a spiky alligator sort of way.

[Oh, NOT YOU TOO. :| ] Can it. You could at least pretend you're mature.

And yes, it can happen here. Maybe it'll happen to you? [She can only hope.]

[sarcasticpelican]

[the description of her cheerfulness makes her snort and laugh harder. Then she hears that it can happen to her. Nope not laughing.]

Wait what?
This is common?

[whatever_it_takes]

Sounds like it pretty much happenes to everyone at some point.

Just ask Wash Sr. about his balls.

[sarcasticpelican]

[OOC: Ive been lurking long enough to know about that incident. XD]

His...what now? I mean, what exactly is the limit to what can be changed?

[whatever_it_takes]

[[ooc: bwahahahaha >:D ]]

Apparently the teleporter mispalced them for a couple weeks. [Admittedly, it was only in this 4-th wall nethersphere that she'd tell anyone else about it.]

So you might as well just prepare yourself for eventual transformation. Just depends on how nice your mun is planning on being. Mine? Not so much.

[sarcasticpelican]

...ok I'm actually kind of worried now.
My Mun probably has a list of things to do to me.


[OOC: I want to make her tall one day. Just to fuck with her. If you've seen the poster with all the PF people shes the shortest one there. Id make her taller than MAINE for a while. XD]

[whatever_it_takes]

They usually have a list, and let me tell you; it never gets shroter.

[[ooc: OMG AWESOME make her Spartan sized :D ]]

[sarcasticpelican]

Crap.
Washington Sr was right about deciding between boredom and... this. [She's kind of picked up on those nicknames for the two Wash's although unlike her season 6 self she still refers to them as Washingtons instead of Washs.]
*groans*
I should never have asked my Mun to "keep it interesting."

[whatever_it_takes]

Yeah, that probably wasn't your smartest move ever. [Muses telling Mundanes to 'keep it interesting' were like handing out free ammo.]

Well, I'll have your back, whatever happens.

[sarcasticpelican]

Thanks.
Ill keep it in mind.
[In head commentary: WHAT?!? THEY CAN DO THAT?!?]
[Yeah, being capable of calmness under extreme duress doesn't count when you just got told you might turn into a pony. Or worse- a man.]

[whatever_it_takes]

Hey, not like you didn't have my back when it counted, even despite your problem with punctuality. [Teasing? Maybe?]

Oh, and if a mundane were dangerous enough on their own? In large groups they're terrifying. Just wait until one of the station-wide events rolls around.

[sarcasticpelican]

[She rolled her eyes, letting the comment slide, but then she hears the second part and-]
What?!?
They plan it in groups too?!

[whatever_it_takes]

Yup. That's when it gets really interesting. I've just been around for the mistletoe that made everyone kiss-happy, although they've had space zombies and maniacal rampant AIs and the like. You can never be too certain what the rift is going to drag in or what the rampant AI in charge of the place is going to do. Even the other inhabitants can't really be trusted.

[sarcasticpelican]

...Next time Im going to ask for someplace interesting where I won't die.
That sounds insanely dangerous.

[whatever_it_takes]

Oh, has anyone told you about the teleporter resurrections? When you die on the station, you're resurrected from the last teleporter you used. The station keeps DNA maps of everyone that uses the teleporters. That's usually where malfunctions and transformations happen, though. My mun had another muse die and come back with cat eyes.

[sarcasticpelican]

I... didnt know about that.
Does that mean I won't be able to die?
[Is totally thinking that she needs to find a motorcycle somewhere, and get a ramp going before realizing thats a stupid idea and she should stick to figuring things out first.]

And I guess that's the price to pay for... dying.
Id rather avoid it altogether obviously but that's not too bad a deal.

And I don't THINK my Mun would get me killed.

[whatever_it_takes]

Technically you do, you're respawning in a body made there there in the station in the teleporters with the same technology it uses to beam you across ten zones. You wouldn't remember anything from the moment you stepped out of that teleporter to your death, but essentially you'd be you.

Mun's been having way too much fun with this feature. She's killed her other muses at least once, and she's assuirng me it's 'just a matter of time, ha ha ha ha ha'.

[sarcasticpelican]

I think my Mun likes me too much to kill me. On purpose anyways.

The fact that she has a tendency to draw fanart kind of give that away a little.

[OOC:...I draw CT the same amount. Thats unfair. D: Also its time for me to go so say Ill probably not be on for another 10 hours. And then Ill have apped her. And then I can sit back and wait for a bit.]

[whatever_it_takes]

Oh, my mun likes me way too much not to kill me. [All the deadpan tone here.] In her writings, it's always the characters she loves most that go through the worst shit.

I envy the muses whose muns are like yours. Mine's just getting warmed up with me.

[[ooc: see you then, and good luck!! o7 ]]