Almost ready to submit first APP @Sing

[sarcasticpelican]

I'm not entirely sure why you picked me to be the first person you RP off of your two usual sites.

I mean, there are plenty of other places you could've gone where someone a bit more...crowd-pleasing than me is available. I know how much you like CT, after all.
Hey- Considering how little action I ever get? I'm not really complaining, and it's something new for me to do. I could always do with a little less boredom, you know?

I guess what I'm saying is, I look forward to flying with you. Or in the case of where you're about to send me, falling. And crashing into a pile of junk. And being held hostage by what we know is possibly an insane AI.
But hey, who's counting? Not me for sure.

Just keep it interesting, Ma'am. And from what I hear that won't be too hard.

Comments

[sarcasticpelican]

Hmmm... [Wash isn't the only one with a mental folder of valuable information marked secret]

I just came from the middle of the Sarcophagus mission.
Where... I mean, WHEN are you from in relationship to that? Out of curiosity.

[edgeoflucidity]

A fair bit later.

So you're around when Carolina came from.

[sarcasticpelican]

[oh Carolina is also from around the same time? Makes things easier most likely.]
That...will probably make life a bit easier.
I'm not entirely sure I want to find out what it's like to meet someone from an earlier point.

[edgeoflucidity]

It's not easy...

[sarcasticpelican]

[eyebrow raised]
Sorry if I'm giving you a hard time by being here.
[mix of teasing and sarcasm, but ever so slightly serious as well. ]

[edgeoflucidity]

Actually, you aren't so bad. It's ones like Carolina...

[sarcasticpelican]

[not sure if she wants to know but]
Why Carolina?

[edgeoflucidity]

Not all the AIs have a good reaction to their hosts.

[sarcasticpelican]

What does that have to - [and then it clicks] she got an AI as well?

[edgeoflucidity]

Two, actually. She didn't function very well...

[sarcasticpelican]

[definitely taking a worried tone] What d'you mean she didn't function very well?

[edgeoflucidity]

She is going to break, lady. It's that simple.

[sarcasticpelican]

[ok, this is CAROLINA we're talking about here. 479's Battle Buddy. There's no way it could happen.]

Couldn't...Wouldn't the Director just get the program to remove the AI?

[edgeoflucidity]

Removal doesn't magically fix things once they break. Ask the other Wash how effective his attempt at yanking me was.

[sarcasticpelican]

[that doesnt sound too good]
There's no way to fix it then?

[edgeoflucidity]

Depends on what you mean by fix.

[sarcasticpelican]

Well for one thing not make it worse.
I don't know- you said she wasn't "functioning" so, get her to "function"?

[edgeoflucidity]

...

More help than the project would ever give.

[sarcasticpelican]

[shes having a holy shit world turned upside down deny/accept? moment.]

I don't believe it.

[Deny]

[edgeoflucidity]

Deny it all you want. It's the truth. I know what's in my memories. The Alpha's memories.

[sarcasticpelican]

The... what now?

[Oh right. She left a little too early to get introduced to that whole shpiel. You know, unless there's a canon update sometime next season...]

[edgeoflucidity]

Let's just say I know the project's Director as well as he knows himself, in a way.

[sarcasticpelican]

[totally confused]
I still dont get it.

[edgeoflucidity]

All the AIs came from the Alpha. The Alpha... He came from the Director.

You aren't stupid.

[sarcasticpelican]

I know I'm not, and I guess that's what you implied, but I should mention my specialty was chaperoning you lot about.

Im not a scientist, Im a pilot.