Trollplay coming back means she's in for shitty roleplays again

[speakveryclearly]

Look Mun
This Isnt Fun For Or Funny To Either Of Us
So Just
Stop
Stop Forcing Me To Encounter Random Individuals Who Wouldnt Want To Engage In Acts Of Intimacy With Me When Im Literally Just Looking For Something To Drink So I Can Survive
I Really
Really
Really Dont Like Living Off Of What Ive Got Left On My Chainsaw
At All
On So Many Levels

Ill Be Fine I Just
Please Just Let Me Feed Off Somebody And Then Ill Be Fine
Or At Least Let Me Start Eating My Normal Troll Lunch In Game
Maybe Even With My Auspisticees Instead If That Could Be Arranged
Is That Too Much To Ask
To Have One Meal In Peace With My Boyfriend And Girlfriend
Oh Right Apparently Yes Because I Just Had To Fall In Ashen Love With An Alien Who Cant Understand The Word Conciliatory
Are Her Affections Even Going To Get Swayed By That Dress
At This Point I Doubt It
I Have Just One Question If So Though
Do You Have Any Idea What Im Supposed To Do With This Then

[Her... auspistice... bracelet...]

Also She Shouldnt Be The Rogue Of Space Why Would You Ever Say That
Sylph Of Blood Is One Thing But This Is Where I Draw The Line

Comments

[8reaks_8balls]

It is going to 8e okay Kanaya.

[He didn't know the troll in question but she was like Kayne so Vriskan felt a sense of friendship with her. So you're getting bro hugs whether you like it or not Kanaya.]

[speakveryclearly]

[The presence of the troll barely familiar to her does at least comfort Kanaya somewhat, and she accepts the bro hug warmly.]

Thanks
Thats Something Ive Needed To Hear For A While Now

[8reaks_8balls]

No pro8lem
I know it won't matter as far as your game is concerned but you can feed off me if you need it to keep your sanity.

[speakveryclearly]

Oh Dont Worry Im Not Like This Yet In My Actual Game
This Is All Trollplay Horseshit
Drifting Through The Furthest Ring And So On

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh okay.
I don't mind 8eing a meal for you fussy fangs.
So if you need it some time you don't even have to ask.

[speakveryclearly]

Ill Keep That In Mind
Consider Yourself Warned

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh my.
Now I will have to 8e in fear of a 8eautiful rain8ow drinker descending from the shadows to suck on my neck.

[biipolareye2]

wow.

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah Thats One Way Of Putting It

[biipolareye2]

at lea2t you're not hangiing around in liimbo, never knowiing what your mun ha2 iin 2tore for you.

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah Technically Not
But Isnt That Still To Some Degree Partially True For Us All

[biipolareye2]

yeah, ii gue22.
II never really cared about that, to be hone2t.

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
Its Pretty Much All Bullshit In The End

[rea_norton]

I'm sorry, Kanaya.

[please don't take off the bracelet. She doesn't want to ditch hers just yet.]

[speakveryclearly]

It's not your fault. Or, well, except for the part that is, but--

[Cut off when she sees Rea wearing the bracelet.] I thought you'd stopped wearing that. [She doesn't explicitly know about Re's cutting, but it was cut throug during that, wasn't it?]

[rea_norton]

"It broke. But things can be fixed, can't they?" She's tied it again; it's tight on her arm now, but all the better for hiding scars.
"Except for most of it to do with stupid aliens and stuff. I am sorry. I am trying to work it out. And I don't want to upset you. Again."

[speakveryclearly]

Y--yeah, they can be. [Slump.] It's just hard having you in a quadrant when you're still all -- bluh. It does hurt to hear the very foundation of our romantic structure be subject to skepticism. Like how would you feel if I questioned your human institution of marriage.

[Beat. Then oh..] Not that auspisticism is anything like your human marriage.

[rea_norton]

"Well, that'd be ok, because you don't understand it."
It better not be anything like marriage.
"I know. Everything's hard when I'm crazy. I hate going mad - and it keeps on happening. I really want an easy ride, for once, for a bit. But things are planned to snap me out of it. We're going to have a big party and karaoke and FUN! I'll get better, and then we can carry on, right?"

[speakveryclearly]

No I mean if I outright called the very idea stupid-- [Ah forget it. Priorities.] Oh. Wait. Eridan's going to wear a dress for you first, right?

[rea_norton]

"Eridan's wearing a dress? You actually talked him into it?"

She cackles. "That's hilarious."

And quietly, "A lot would agree that marriage is stupid..."

[speakveryclearly]

Okay, technically the talking him into it is still in progress, but it's a temporal inevitability at this point. I've got the dress itself done, and you've gotten pretty explicit about your desire for us to break up, so desperate times...

[rea_norton]

Kan........... I'm sorry. Breaking up doesn't mean I don't want to be friends - you do get that, right? I just don't love you like I fancy you. If that makes sense? Or Eridan... I mean, you're kids. And we all know that I like... well... not that I'd ever admit it, and not that he'd ever admit it, so nothing's ever gonna happen, but...you know?

[speakveryclearly]

But "fancy" doesn't -- Look. The whole point of quadrants is that there's four of them, right? At least tell me you got that much. Please.

[rea_norton]

Yes, Kanaya. I got that. Hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades. Do you think I'm thick?

[speakveryclearly]

Well, considering you seem to think clubs trump hearts, yes.

[rea_norton]

[Andrea frowns. A lot]

I thought they were different types of love. Like hearts is good love, and clubs is bad love, and spades is bad love but with someone intervening so they don't get hurt.

[speakveryclearly]

Well, spades are "bad love" and clubs are bad love with the intervening, that's why the club has three parts. They are different types of love, you're right. But the whole thing that makes the system work is that they're simultaneous.

[rea_norton]

Well, that's fine. But I still don't love either you or Eridan, and I know he interpreted me yelling at him as flirting, and I shouldn't have kissed him, but... I don't LOVE you.

[speakveryclearly]

[Oh, Re. BAAAAD move.]

What? You don't love either of us? Funny... That's not what you said in our thread.

[rea_norton]

[Yup, it's a head in hands moment] I've told you before, Kan. I just don't love you. Not in that way. Not in the way you keep trying to get me to. I love you guys like family.

[speakveryclearly]

I don't get it... How you can say you love someone. And not have to do with any of the quadrants. I really don't get it at all.

[rea_norton]

Because human love doesn't work on quadrants. Quite honestly, the only things we do with your quadrants is play card games. Human love can't be divided into four things, there are millions and millions of different types.

[speakveryclearly]

When you say it like that you're making our romance sound unnuanced. Karkat would have your head if he heard that. The thing you have to understand is that "platonic love" is an oxymoron in our language.

[rea_norton]

What do you mean? Who's Karkat? Another troll?

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah -- the one who wants to be a threshcutioner, he's big on quadrants and the purposes behind them. I wish he were there. He could make everything clear.

[rea_norton]

I'm kind of glad he's not, if he'd get mad at me. Last thing I need right now. Look, Kan, I don't mean to be rude about it all... it's just not easy to understand - just like you don't get where I'm coming from.

[speakveryclearly]

Well, he'd act mad, but he's actually very sympathetic. If he knew you were my serious friend he'd go to the ends of the earth for you, especially when it comes to straightening out quadrants.

[rea_norton]

Well, that'd be good. Perhaps he'll turn up in Carriero? We've had quite the influx of new people recently.

[speakveryclearly]

I like how America counts as "an influx". Or if you prefer how Eponine, Linda, and Anne counts as "recently".

[rea_norton]

That's exactly what I meant. I don't like any of these new arrivals either. Linda's always been a bitch, and Anne needs someone giving her a good shock. She wouldn't last two minutes in St. Trinian's. And Eponine, screaming over a bloody dress. I would so swap clothes with her if I could undo everything else that's been done to me in Carriero. And now another kid to look after.

[speakveryclearly]

You've got to stop underestimating Linda and especially Anne. I share headspace with her and know what she's capable of. You're not doing yourself favors.

[rea_norton]

Well, how are we supposed to beat her? Even bloody Eponine is at a loss now. We can't even plot if the place is bugged. And who trusted her to go hunting Anne anyway? No wonder we're buggered. Kan, HOW can we get at her?

[speakveryclearly]

I think not being able to get at her is sort of the point. If we could all go home then there would be no more game. I hear Gamzee's got something sort of planned that might deal with her, though, if they do decide on a setting change.

[rea_norton]

Well... maybe I do want to go home. Lili doesn't want me to... but Lili seems to like making me unhappy.[sigh]
I hope he has something good to kick her with.

[speakveryclearly]

You and your mun are on a first name basis? [That has her surprised.] With mine it's always more of an implicit thing... Not so much that she wants to make me sad or happy. More that we understand each other. It's better than the alternative of being misinterpreted.

[rea_norton]

I don't tend to understand Lil... But I have been in her head for almost five years now... it's a long time to get to know one another, I think.
[it's what happens when you're a secondary character]
[shrug] I think, when I flip, she doesn't understand me, and I tend to just go off on one... She doesn't really know what to do with me then, and so she just lets me blab.

[speakveryclearly]

My mundane and I have been like this for less than a year. I have had a lot of maturing to do in that time. A lot of different contexts where I end up a different person. Between us it's never been quite as personal as other mun and muse relationships. I'm never really the one to ask about her life. She just writes me, and I'm written by her, and we communicate fairly well through that.