on 02x01. (maybe spoilers?? not big ones.)

[mydaddyissues]

You will stop your wailing, girl.

It was only a slap -  from a woman. Some might call it more a blow to a man's pride than anything that will smart for long, but it's of no matter. My lady mother will not be doing it again, and you will stop sniveling. 

[ ... ]

And you will stop laughing.

Comments

[visionbeliever]

Such disrespect for your mother, and unkingly behavior.

[Huzzad is in her armor, black and covered with skulls and death lilies.]

[mydaddyissues]

She struck me.

[visionbeliever]

Probably for a good reason.

[mydaddyissues]

There was no reason. And she had no right to, besides. I will not be treated as such.

[burnsobright]

... she should not laugh.

[mydaddyissues]

But she is, and she will not stop.

[burnsobright]

I am certain she will.

[mydaddyissues]

Perhaps if I hit her she won't find the matter so funny.

[burnsobright]

... I doubt that would accomplish what you desired.

[mydaddyissues]

Well, then perhaps I'll take her tongue.

[ponderously]

[ amy is just going to give you a look. because wtf child? ]

[mydaddyissues]

[ which received with a high arched eyebrow and upturned nose. what do you want, wench? ]

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

She should laugh more.

[mydaddyissues]

If she does, she might find herself short a tongue. As might you.

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

You can't even cut one out yourself.

[mydaddyissues]

I would make an exception for your likes.

[fearcutsdeeperthanswords]

You'll try you mean.

[theimp]

Too little, too late.

[mydaddyissues]

[ ...HNNNGH. ]

You're never to hit me again, either, Uncle. Else I might make you match Uncle Jaime; I have heard he gets a golden hand at some point.

[theimp]

You could order him to do so. And perhaps he might obey. He is after all so well known for obeying kings with all loyalty they deserve.

[merelychewed]

[oops, there goes the insufferable royalty radar]

A blow to a man's pride, lad? So who else besides you did she slap?

[mydaddyissues]

[ It's a wide spread disease; highly contagious. ]

I've heard she chipped my lord father's tooth once. They don't speak of it.

[bruxisms]

[ you know Joffrey... unfortunately he agrees with you on one thing.

grudgingly... ]

They will laugh and laugh about all manner of things, boy.

[ including things that were for the realm on tables ]

[mydaddyissues]

...Yes, well, you're more laughable than I.

[ he'd be shit-eating-grinning if he weren't still so upset that the lady mundane is continually snickering. ]

[bruxisms]

And which of us is still alive?

[coilswithincoils]

[Yawn]

It's a parent's prerogative to slap their spawn every once in a while when they get out of line.