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uH, wHOA, oKAY,
yOU'RE COOL AND ALL,
aND, i LIKE YOU,
nO PROBLEMS WITH YOU PERSONALLY, oR ANYTHING,
bUT, aRE YOU SURE,
tHIS IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO,
i MEAN HORROR, aND ALL THAT,
i'M NOT SCARED, BUT,
i THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE,
sO I'M JUST CHECKING, bECAUSE, i DON'T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING,
tHAT YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO,
uH,
tHAT'S ALL, i GUESS,

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HORRORS NOT MY CUP OF T34 31TH3R
BUT 1TS 1N3V1T4BL3
4 MUN W1LL DO WH4T 4 MUN W1LL DO
1 H34R HOW3V3R W3R3 H34D3D TO TH3 S4M3 G4M3 >:]
TH4TS ON3 UPS1D3 TO TH3 WHOL3 M3SS

wHOA, hI tEREZI,
sO YOU'LL BE THERE,
tHAT'S GOOD NEWS i GUESS
sCARY THINGS ARE LESS SCARY WITH FRIENDS AROUND

Y3P 1LL B3 TH3R3 4LR1GHT
HOP3FULLY 4NYW4YS
4PP SUBM1TT3D, W41T1NG ON 4 R3PLY

TH1S SHOULD 1ND33D B3 34S13R TO D34L W1TH WH3N W3R3 NOT 4LON3
BUT HOP3FULLY YOU WONT D13 4 WHOL3 LOT
1 H34R TH3R3S 4 LOT OF TH4T DY1NG STUFF GO1NG ON
D34TH 4ND MONST3RS 4ND GHOSTS
1TS L1K3 4 S3SS1ON OF FL4RP FROM TH3 NOT SO GOOD OLD D4YS

1M NOT TOO H4PPY 4BOUT TH4T

oH, dYING,
i TRIED THAT ONCE,
iT WASN'T VERY FUN,
iT'S NOT REALLY, aN EXPERIENCE THAT i'D LIKE TO REPEAT,

Y34H 1D R4TH3R NOT H4V3 TO SMOOCH YOUR CORPS3 1N V41N 4G41N 3ITH3R
SO L3TS BOTH 4VO1D YOU DY1NG 4S MUCH 4S 1S POSS1BL3

sMOOCH,
uH,
wHAT,

Y3S T4VROS
SMOOCH
G3T W1TH TH3 PROGR4M!
1 W4S TRY1NG TO BR1NG YOU B4CK TO L1F3 OBV1OUSLY

oH,
tHAT KIND OF SMOOCH,
tHAT'S OKAY, i GUESS,
bUT KIND OF EMBARRASSING,
rETROACTIVELY,

Y34H 1TS R34LLY 4WKW4RD TO T4LK 4BOUT
1M NOT SUR3 WHY 1 S41D 4NYTH1NG 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3

yES,
iT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF YOU HADN'T,
wOW, i'M SORRY,
tHAT WAS A LITTLE RUDE,

WOW L3TS PR3T3ND TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON N3V3R H4PP3N3D
SO Y3S 4NYW4YS
L3TS T4LK 4BOUT SOM3TH1NG 3LS3 >:]

L1K3 HOW SC4R3D YOU PR3T3ND3D NOT TO B3

i'M NOT SCARED,

oKAY, mAYBE i'M A LITTLE SCARED,

TH4TS WH4T 1 THOUGHT H4H4H4
DONT WORRY SO MUCH
1LL K33P MY 34RS 4ND NOS3 OP3N FOR YOU 1F YOU K33P 4N 3Y3 OP3N FOR M3
W3LL B3 OK4Y

oKAY,
tHAT SOUNDS GOOD,
fRIENDS SHOULD LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER,
oR SMELL OUT FOR EACH OTHER, i GUESS, iN YOUR CASE,

Y3P TH3Y SHOULD
THOUGH I SHOULD PROB4BLY M3NT1ON
VR1SK4S GO1NG TO B3 TH3R3 TOO >:[
P3RH4PS 4R4D14 3V3NTU4LLY TOO
1M NOT LOOK1NG FORW4RD TO OUR FL4RP3R R3UN1ON HON3STLY

oH,
vRISKA,
i DON'T KNOW IF i WANT TO SEE HER,
sHE KILLED ME,
aND ALSO, wANTED ME TO KILL HER,
bUT i WOULDN'T DO IT,,,

TRUST M3 1V3 H34R 4LL 4BOUT TH4T L4ST ON3
"BLUH BLUH T4VROS 1S 4 W1MPY W1MP
WH4T 4 GODD4MN WR1GGL3R"
SH3 N3V3R SHUTS UP
THOUGH 1 F33L GU1LTY FOR COMPL41N1NG 4LL TH1NGS CONS1D3R3D

4ND GOOD TO KNOW 1 W4SNT WRONG ON D3DUC1NG TH4T SH3 W4S YOUR MURD3R3R

tHAT'S, uHH, nOT VERY NICE OF HER TO SAY,
i DON'T KNOW, i THINK,
tHAT NOT KILLING YOUR FRIENDS IS JUST,
sOMETHING THAT GOOD FRIENDS SHOULD DO,

Listen pal you and those growing tumors need to be scared for your life. Cause you know what? The muns will kill you and everything you love.

i,
wHAT,

Allow me to simplify, my bull-simian hybrid:

You're. Going. To. Die.

uHH,
tHAT, dOESN'T SCARE ME,
i'VE DIED ALREADY,
iT'S NOT THAT BAD,

Yeah you and me both. But guess what? It's long and painful, like floss being pulled through your gums! You know how that feels, man? Do you?!

nO,
wHAT'S FLOSS,

You've never heard a metaphor in your life, huh?

nO,
i KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS,
bUT i DON'T KNOW WHAT FLOSS IS,
sO HOW AM i SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND,

What I'm trying say, you stupid monkey, is dying HURTS! DO YOU GET IT?!

yES,
dYING HURTS,
i KNOW THAT, bECAUSE, i'VE DONE IT,

I'm sure your mun will do okay! Just have a little more faith, kay?

nO, iT'S NOT THAT,
mY MUN IS COOL, aND EVERYTHING,
bUT, sHE HAS SOME STRANGE IDEAS, aBOUT WHERE TO SEND ME, aND THINGS LIKE THAT,

Strange places?

Like what? I know there are some scary places out there but some of them are kind of nice.

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