Miffed about the new game

[shurikens]

Alriiiiiiight! New game! New chances for the world's greatest ninja to strut her stuff and shine.

...Wait wait wait, what do you mean? I see Traverse Town there but--

No way...

THEY LEFT ME OUT?!

How could they?!

Why would they?!

This is totally unfair. That's... what, two games I haven't been in. Three if you count Sora's weird Nobody guy's game.

Come onnnnnn,  I totally need my own game. I deserve my own game. Everyone can have a shuriken then! I tell ya, they're a lot easier to deal with than Keyblades. Less creepy old men come after you too!

Argh, I better be in the next one. I've even got the perfect name for it; "KINGDOM HEARTS 3: NINJAS SAVE US ALL!"

...Stop snickering at it. Fine! It's a work in progress title, sheesh.



And wow, that emo kid in Traverse Town with Sora has just as of a bad fashion sense as Leon does.

Comments

[shurikens]

[Hey, sshhhhhh. She gets things done... just on her own time.

...And with the stuff she 'borrows'.

Oh come on, you always used to get riled up when she made jabs at your assbelts.]

Hey, if you're crazy mun lady can take the time off to be playing it, I can take the time to complain about it. It's only fair.

[shurikens]

[YES, YOU'VE FIGURED OUT HER MASTER PLAN. WHATEVER WILL SHE DO NOW, LEON?]

We better! I'm sick of sitting on the sidelines, and just working. Things have gotten waaaaaay too quiet for us.

[shurikens]

[BIGGEST POUT LOOK.]

It's a boring thing, Leon.

[shurikens]

[...

Man, why do you have to sound like a big, fat butt and the voice of reason.]

Well... can't I at least, go exploring to other places? Get a little action or something?

[gardeninlight]

Don't forget the healers, now. Sometimes they save the ninjas.

[ you know, like healing them when they're injured in a battle...hmmmm ]