Being a Secondary Character Sucks

[splitthetimeline]

Appear in two games, lose an eye, get to appear in a third as long as I accept I'll not even get the dignity of being named properly...

What more does a guy have to do become a leading man as awesome as Groose, the Groosenator of Grooseland?

*sob*

I've tried so hard.





#sidecharacterproblems #nevergetthegirl #datpompadour #tohellwiththeruleofcool

Comments

[childhero]

I know that feel :(

[kaitengiri]

[Solemn nod. These feels, he has them.]

[timezone]

[It is the worse, isn't?]

[breaks_pots]

[You mean it doesn't matter how hard he tries, he'll never be that cool?]

[fourplay4some]

[Not even having four of him around could ever make him as awesome as the Groosenator]

[miniaturesleepyhead]

[Even the cutest, most disarming sleepy baby face will not make him as cool. :( ]

[xcusemeprincess]

Been trying since the 80's. Still hasn't worked.

[ocariness]

[ She understands how you feel, male self. 8|

WHY CAN'T THEY BE GROOSE? ]

[sleepiestlink]

[Should he even try to win the race when Groose is so much better? Might as well just stay in bed.

...or on the floor. Whatever.]

[sleepiesthero]

[Yes, clearly sleeping is the best option. Groose will always win anyway.]

[hand_of_courage]

[Know that feel bro. Know that feel.]

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[mind if i join you guys?]

[eyesofbeast]

[Wolf powers have nothing on DAT POMPADOUR]

[fierce_deity_mask]

I should have given my mask to him instead.

[fallinghero]

[Sob, never gonna be man enough.]

[grownupchild]

[Even as an Evil king, Link can never measure up to Groose :'(]

[gooblob]

Why can't Dark be Groose-shadow? [ :( ]

[bunny_hood]

I want to grow up to be just like him!

[mirrorsshade]

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH!

should have been his shadowgrumblegrumble

[replicatedcourage]

If only I had a pompadour...

...no I still wouldn't be that cool.

[hero_in_training]

[Not even all the awesome things he's done will ever make him as awesome as Groose? But...

Brb changing childhood dream to "Grow up to be like Groose"]

[sucks2bweegesbff]

Not going to lie man, I only took the job in the new game so I could see him in person again.

[blessedbyfarore]

I've met that guy before. He had really weird hair.

[It was more awesome than his :( ]

[heroflegend]

[Too true. Groose is pretty cool...]

[tapferkeit]

They're hard footsteps to follow in.

[magusumbral]

I will tell you a tale that has been passed down by the Sheikah folk, from generation to generation. This is a tale of valour, of courage, of strength and honour and perserverence.

This is the Legend of Groose.

[hey_listen]

I wish I could have been Groose's navigator.

[iminasword]

I am 98% positive that I would have been happier in the hands of Groose.

[heros_shadow]

[sob.]

I too, feel your pain.

[dragmire]

I have dreamed of having a foe as worthy as Groose.

[tingle]

Tingle Tingle Koolah Limpah!

The Groose is Loose!

These are the magical words Tingle has created himself. Don't steal them!

[thefuckingmoon]

[Wishes he could crash land on Legend of Groose.

No four giants necessary. He's already a giant of a man.]

[thelegendofgroose]

My advice? Work hard and Groose with all your heart. You might even come in second.

[noonelikegrooseton]

Heh. The game isn't called the Legend of Groose for nothin, you know!

[groosenator]

Huh huh huh! The first step is admitting you guys have a problem. There might be a chance for you yet.