Being a Secondary Character Sucks

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Appear in two games, lose an eye, get to appear in a third as long as I accept I'll not even get the dignity of being named properly...

What more does a guy have to do become a leading man as awesome as Groose, the Groosenator of Grooseland?

*sob*

I've tried so hard.





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