dear_mun | VOICE TESTING!?!? COMING TO A GAME NEAR YOU.

[ ... ]

Um, what are you-

ROXAS.

THERE YOU ARE.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THE LEMONADE ISN'T GETTING ANY COLDER.

[ why are you yelling at him alksjdfs ]

Uh, lemonade? [ though that sounds.. really nice right now ]

What are you talking about anyway.

WHAT?

HOW COULD YOU FORGET? WE MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT. [LIKE ALWAYS.]

I-

[ so he has memory issues, there's no need to call them out like that, Insecurity-san ;; ]

I just... don't remember any of that. [ and that's probable a bad thing to say, considering all things so ] But I'm here now, right?

[HE'LL CALL HIM OUT AS HE LIKES. HE NEEDS TO WORK ON THOSE MEMORY ISSUES.]

YES BUT YOU FORGOT. AFTER ALL THOSE TIMES I SAT WITH YOU AND LISTENED TO YOUR WOES.

You did?

[ yep, sorry, he doesn't remember at all ]

I'm uh, sorry. [ a very awkward apology ] Did you really do that for me though?

OF COURSE. YOU'RE MY LIEGE, AFTER ALL.

[AND HE LIKES HAVING A DRINKING BUDDY.]

[ okay, that's pretty weird hearing but whatevs. he kind of remembers the samurai nobodies... kind of ]

That's... nice of you to do. Even if I am your liege or whatever.

So uh, I guess this is a regular thing we do since you said I was late?

YES. EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT.

WE TRIED THOSE AMAZING APPLETINIS LAST TIME.

Every Saturday night? Really?

[ geez what was he doing during his days with the organization? and all this time he thought he was fighting heartless and capturing hearts and stuff. ]

And what's an appletini?

YES. EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT. SEVEN SHARP. [HE PRIDES HIMSELF IN NEVER BEING LATE.]

AN APPLETINI IS APPLES AND TINIS. IT IS SECOND ONLY TO HARD LEMONADE.

Seven sharp, right.

[ well, he's going to remember it now, that's for sure. he doesn't need another episode of this. ]

That sounds um, great? [ actually it tells him nothing at all ] Sounds like you really like the lemonade.

[NO, WE DON'T WANT THAT, DO WE?]

LEMONY GOODNESS IS THE BEST. IT'S SO LEMONY. AND LEMONS. AND GOOD. IT'S SO GOOD. I COULD DRINK IT FOREVER.

[ ... well no that wasn't remotely creepy at all ]

O..kay...

[ maybe you should have hung out with xemnas instead, insecurity-san ]

[BUT XEMNAS IS KIND OF DULL. ALL THAT TALK OF HEARTS AND DOING THAT MOON STARING. AND IT DOESN'T INVOLVE MOONSHINE EXCEPT IN THE LITERAL WAY.]

REALLY ROXAS. IT'S THE BEST. THING. EVER.

WE SHOULD GET SOME. [AS IN NOW AND YOU BETTER TREAT HIM SINCE YOU WERE LATE.]

[ xemnas does do that a lot, doesn't he. though he wouldn't exactly know since lol what are memories now. ]

Uh, sure. I guess it wouldn't hurt to try it.

[ and yes he'll buy since he was late for a meeting he doesn't even remember.

you're lucky he has some munny on him. ]

[XEMNAS IS A FUNNY GUY LIKE THAT.]

GREAT. THEN WE'RE GOING NOW? BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM TO RUN OUT, YOU KNOW.

Okay, let's go!

[ oh man, he doesn't know what he just agreed to do, does he ]

VOICE TESTING!?!? COMING TO A GAME NEAR YOU.

what is this alskjdfalksjdf

sexy biscuits in a tin that's what

I can't- alkdjflaksj

you can't find biscuits sexy!?!?

I CAN'T BREATHE WHAT IS AIR

air is for humans! nobodies like us are too cool for it

... oh okay then

good i'm glad we've come to an understanding

yes ;w;

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/DIES

/phoenix down!?!?

I'm not sure a phoenix down will help me this time

/then what about... TWO!?!?

okay that might work...