She's the New Girl in my headspeace, and my puns are the worst

[whosthatgirl]

Wow, were you even trying to be funny there? Because it wasn't. It was like...the epitome of un-funniness. Trust me on this, I'm a teacher.

I can't quite understand what I'm doing here, munny girl; almost everyone in your head has cool powers, not to mention the eyes of some of them? See, mine are big eyes, those are half the size of my head. Then there's that girl, you know who. And people call me odd. Only redeeming fact is that she likes desserts. Totally tried to stab me afterwards though. A w k w a r d~

So, I'm not going anywhere right? I would very much prefer not to end up dead, or worse! You can't bake in half the places you play! And I want nothing to do with Pokémon. Not if I have to feed them and take them out to do their stuff.

Also it wouldn't be the same without my dorks boys, no señor!

Comments

i couldn't help it

[jerkfuck]

You're Pepper Ann?

wow what is grammar

[whosthatgirl]

Last time I checked I was Jess Day.

Yep, still me.

now i'm going to have tha tsong in my head all night gdi

[jerkfuck]

Isn't that the Pepper Ann theme song, though? My daughter used to watch it all the time, "Who's that girl? What's her name? Is she cool, is she lame?" over and over.

lol

[whosthatgirl]

No no, it doesn't go like that.

[ She clears her throat. ]

Hey girl. Whatcha' doing~♪?
Hey girl. Where you going ♪?
You get down, and make a frown;
She'll come turn, turn, turn it around;
She'll come turn, turn, turn it around
Who's that girl~♫? (Who's that girl?)
Who's that girl~♫? (Who's that girl?)
It's Jess♫♪!

1/2

[jerkfuck]

[What just happened.]

[jerkfuck]

Hi, Jess. I'm Dave, Dave Spritz.

[whosthatgirl]

Hi Dave! You know I'm Jess.

...I don't need to sing again do I?

[jerkfuck]

[NO]

Nope, I got it. Jess Day, singer-songwriter extraordinaire.