[Re: His mun tempting a possible Dammers mun - Canon is 'The Frighteners']

[noscruples]

Oh. Oh, you're funny. Hil-larious! You even shipped off screencaps to help with icon making and friended that... that asshole's journal over here!

When I asked for some canonmates THIS was NOT what I had in mind! Why do I always attract the crazies?

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[noscruples]

Pal, I've never met you in my life. I don't know what your name is but I'm coming up with some names to call you if that counts.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

That kills two birds with one stone. You're not Marty, even with your uncanny likeness and you're not a psychic. Not that I believe in that, nothing more then a bunch of hozpoz if you ask me.

[noscruples]

I talk to the dead. If I were able to read anything off you I'd be advising ya to check your pulse.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

Dead men tell no tales, sir. My advise to you would do yourself a favor a go see a licensed psychologist before your hallucinations run a menace to society and then what stink into your hallucinations?

[noscruples]

Oh, they tell a lot of tales. Also - they attract flies.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

The decomposing corpse gives off complex putrid pheromones that's pick up by the tagma of the fly or any other mammal, insect, reptile, amphibian, fish with a certain radius. Flies in particular.

In order to talk, sir their vocal cords would have to have resperation passing though them.

Vocal cords need vibrations in order to work, which is caused by inhalation.