oh man here we go

[anti_ventrue]

Look, I think it's time we talked. Do you like having me around? You do? Well then, how about sending me someplace? It's pretty boring just doing nothing in here.

I'm not interested in hearing excuses about not knowing what games in Dreamwidth accept original characters; that's what research is for. You're disappointing me, Mundane, and that's not a good thing to do.

Let's do this: I give you some more time. Not much. Maybe ... thirty days. Find me a game by then -- you don't even have to have an app finished or sent in! -- or I begin collecting that time you owe me with interest.

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[anti_ventrue]

I didn't ask to become a vampire, but as far as lives go, mine could have been a lot worse.

[diana_abel]

I always say, there are two kinds of Cainites: Those that wanted it and those that never wanted it.

You gotta watch out for that first kind.

[anti_ventrue]

So watch out for the entirety of the Tremere clan? Don't need to tell me twice.

[diana_abel]

[She laughs.]

You've got a point there. Settites too.

[anti_ventrue]

Every Sabbat member over the age of two hundred...

[diana_abel]

Most Princes...

[anti_ventrue]

Every single Methuselah goes without saying, as does the Antediluvians themselves.

Fuck, what is it with the Dark Ages vampires and their apparent desire for immortality and conquest? Is it just an old Cainite thing?

[diana_abel]

I guess so. Don't like to think about it too much. Being a Malkavian, I'm prone to freaking.

[anti_ventrue]

That reminds me: What's a Dominate Malk's failing? You know, what keeps you from being the best thing ever?

Brujahs have that temper, Tremere are super bonded to elders, Torries have nigh-ADHD attention spans...

[diana_abel]

Oh, we still have derangements. All the flaws of a Malk, none of the benefits.

[anti_ventrue]

So, still crazy, but not able to use crazy as a power? Now that does suck.

[diana_abel]

Especially in Bete Noire. My primary derangement's come out twice in just as many months.

[anti_ventrue]

Anything I can help with? I'd rather not have one of my few sources of intelligent conversation turn into a babbling wreck due to some latent psychosis.

[diana_abel]

Only way to undo the derangement is time, or Obeah.

[anti_ventrue]

Mm. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that.

Well, on the bright side of potentially being dragged to this city of yours: No Nossies to clean up after.

[diana_abel]

For now. Never know who or what's gonna show up.

[anti_ventrue]

As long as none of them get in my car. Again.

[diana_abel]

Some vampires require "invitations" if that makes you feel any better.

[anti_ventrue]

Like the old stories? Are you kidding me? Does garlic stop them in their tracks, too?

[diana_abel]

Some of them.

Some don't have reflections.

[anti_ventrue]

I've met Cainites without reflections before. Rare, but they exist.

[diana_abel]

Lasombra, I know.

But these aren't Lasombra.

[anti_ventrue]

Weird.

So, my mun thinks now is when I brag about what vampires I've met in my time. I think it's likely tacky.

I did kill a Methuselah once, though.

[diana_abel]

...

How?

[anti_ventrue]

C4 and a lot of planning.