oh man here we go

[anti_ventrue]

Look, I think it's time we talked. Do you like having me around? You do? Well then, how about sending me someplace? It's pretty boring just doing nothing in here.

I'm not interested in hearing excuses about not knowing what games in Dreamwidth accept original characters; that's what research is for. You're disappointing me, Mundane, and that's not a good thing to do.

Let's do this: I give you some more time. Not much. Maybe ... thirty days. Find me a game by then -- you don't even have to have an app finished or sent in! -- or I begin collecting that time you owe me with interest.

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[anti_ventrue]

No. Should I?

[bindsthedead]

[Normally, this would be the point that Sabriel gets out the bells and the sword and the Charter Magic and tries to send this guy to his final death. Everyone and everything has a time to die, and it's her job to make sure the Dead are dead. But since that's rude, she's not allowed to. Not yet.]

You're Dead, and you've never heard of a necromancer? [She's skeptical.]

I am the Abhorsen.

[anti_ventrue]

I'm undead, to be technical. Alive but not alive. It's a curse passed down from Cain, or so they say.

Her info's in her journal, if you want to get an idea of her canon.

[bindsthedead]

I know how the Dead come to be. And I can feel that you're Dead. [And she has no idea what he's talking about, but she's going to be on her guard regardless. The sword's coming out, Charter Marks both ancient and powerful flashing over the blade.]

Kay!

[anti_ventrue]

[He has no idea what the hell is going on, but a threat is a threat. That .44 of his is already drawn and aimed at the young woman before him.]

We're not going to play Crusades tonight, sorry.

[bindsthedead]

[Sabriel's surprised- she knows what a gun is, but generally, they don't factor into fighting the Dead. Mostly because even when they do work, they don't do much good when even the weakest ones can keep going with a bullet through their heads. She really doesn't want to test if her armor's bulletproof. She doesn't put the sword away, but she does rest the tip on the ground. She still has the bells and Charter spells to fall back on.]

[anti_ventrue]

I didn't do anything to you, so what the hell is your problem? [That gun ain't going nowhere just yet.]

[bindsthedead]

And you weren't going too? [Sabriel grits her teeth and stares Most Dead don't really talk, even if they can, beyond shouting 'Abhorsen!' and trying to kill her. The smarter ones run away.]

[anti_ventrue]

I don't even know who the hell you are. Some Hunter pissed at vampires in general, maybe?

[bindsthedead]

I am the Abhorsen. What is a vampire?

[anti_ventrue]

You really have no idea?

[bindsthedead]

The Book of Dead didn't mention them. Neither did my father.

[anti_ventrue]

Vampires are a kind of undead that sustain themselves off living blood, much like any other living being sustains themselves off plants or meat.

That's your barest of barebones explanations.