Yay dying!

[youhavebeenswindled]

Hey Mundane.

Look, I gotta bit of an issue here with our "partnership", and I was wondering if you even knew what that meant? [Laugh] Y'see Munnie, "partnership" implies that we communicate, and I haven't been seeing a lot of that, y'know what I mean? Certainly, I'm glad that you didn't kill me off during the...aha... little rust fiasco, but to kill me off on a whim?

Tsk tsk Mundane, have you no shame?

Am I mad? Ahaha, no, not at all! I just like staying alive, since that's kinda what I'm good at, you understand? So, if you don't mind, I'd like to do this "dying" thing a little less, 'k? Especially if my killer is another Decepticon. Really? You couldn't do any better than that? It really hurts what business I have when a customer spontaneously decides to kill off little ol' Swindle, so let's not do that again.

[He's totally saying this like he doesn't deserve it. It's called karma, sleazebag, and karma's a bitch.]

So no more of that? Wonderful! I do have a clone I have to look after you know, so we really shouldn't waste any time with this death nonsense. Who knows what trouble the poor guy would get into without me~

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[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Wait.

Your mun killed you?

Swindle-

Swindle, what happened?

[youhavebeenswindled]

Oh it's nothing to worry too much about Saft, these things happen!

As for my Mun, she figured she'd be nice to another mun and have me killed off for a short while.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

But I do worry, you know I do. I thought we'd been through this.

You can't be dead I-

There's things I've got to talk to you about. Things I've done, Stupid things.

[youhavebeenswindled]

We all do stupid things every now and then, I'm sure it wasn't anything too bad!

How about we talk about it when I come back hm?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Promise?

[robocreep]

[Look at it this way: He won't kill you twice. You had it coming, asshole. He died first, Captain Cosmic Rust]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Well, if it isn't the guy who killed him.

It's a good thing that Swindle doesn't hold grudges, he can't get upset every time someone tries to off him, right?]

Oh hey Soundwave! Good to see you again, especially now that you're not trying to kill me! Good times, am I right?

[Yes, he has the nerve to sound cheerful and welcoming.]

So what got your wires in a bunch huh? You don't seem the type to kill without reason~

[robocreep]

[Normally he'd tell you it is none of your goddamn business but in this case an explanation is due. After all, if you haven't figured it out now, you never will.

The screen lights up... And yes, that is a scientific entry on cosmic rust. Someone knows what you did, Swindle]

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Oh, that's not good for him at all.]

Ah..haha... You have to understand, it was all a minor mistake!

I'm devoted to my customers you see.

[robocreep]

[Yeah, a minor mistake that killed him and could have killed Megatron. Ha ha ha fuck you.

The faceless con just stares, the entry not going anywhere. He's still not happy with you in the slightest Swindle. Choose your words carefully or you're gonna die in DM land too]

[littlecrowgirl]

Wait, you died?

So that's why Dirge's been all over...

Who killed you?

[youhavebeenswindled]

Oh hey Kay!

Well, Soundwave and I apparently had a little... disagreement over something.

[littlecrowgirl]

...

Are you the one who crushed his Xbox?

[You don't even know what that is, Kay.]

[sweet_riiiiims]

Aw, such a shame. Better luck next time, hmm?

[As if Knockout doesn't care beyond the cheap quickie.]