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dear_mun2012-03-30 03:12 pm
youhavebeenswindled) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-30 03:12 pm
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Yay dying!
Hey Mundane.
Look, I gotta bit of an issue here with our "partnership", and I was wondering if you even knew what that meant? [Laugh] Y'see Munnie, "partnership" implies that we communicate, and I haven't been seeing a lot of that, y'know what I mean? Certainly, I'm glad that you didn't kill me off during the...aha... little rust fiasco, but to kill me off on a whim?
Tsk tsk Mundane, have you no shame?
Am I mad? Ahaha, no, not at all! I just like staying alive, since that's kinda what I'm good at, you understand? So, if you don't mind, I'd like to do this "dying" thing a little less, 'k? Especially if my killer is another Decepticon. Really? You couldn't do any better than that? It really hurts what business I have when a customer spontaneously decides to kill off little ol' Swindle, so let's not do that again.
[He's totally saying this like he doesn't deserve it. It's called karma, sleazebag, and karma's a bitch.]
So no more of that? Wonderful! I do have a clone I have to look after you know, so we really shouldn't waste any time with this death nonsense. Who knows what trouble the poor guy would get into without me~
Look, I gotta bit of an issue here with our "partnership", and I was wondering if you even knew what that meant? [Laugh] Y'see Munnie, "partnership" implies that we communicate, and I haven't been seeing a lot of that, y'know what I mean? Certainly, I'm glad that you didn't kill me off during the...aha... little rust fiasco, but to kill me off on a whim?
Tsk tsk Mundane, have you no shame?
Am I mad? Ahaha, no, not at all! I just like staying alive, since that's kinda what I'm good at, you understand? So, if you don't mind, I'd like to do this "dying" thing a little less, 'k? Especially if my killer is another Decepticon. Really? You couldn't do any better than that? It really hurts what business I have when a customer spontaneously decides to kill off little ol' Swindle, so let's not do that again.
[He's totally saying this like he doesn't deserve it. It's called karma, sleazebag, and karma's a bitch.]
So no more of that? Wonderful! I do have a clone I have to look after you know, so we really shouldn't waste any time with this death nonsense. Who knows what trouble the poor guy would get into without me~