dear_mun | (no subject)

Then I'll be the first. How 'bout that?

Now, should I wish you luck or go grab a snack to watch you fail in a more cinematic manner...

That's the trouble with you lot these days. Can't get decent help anywhere.

... You're unexpectedly dense in this regeneration. Were you really expecting help from me?

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How?

[jazz hands.]

Magic.

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Don't play stupid. Don't you dare. You can play your little game later, but now now and not with me, is that clear?

How.

And I should tell you just so you can go and try to prevent it? I don't think so, Doctor.

Put a button on it all you like. It won't stop me finding out. How long 'til you to run out of lives to burn through?

You will find out, and you'll try to stop it, and you'll, tragically, fail. Don't worry though, I'm sure we'll see each other again after that.

And oh, I don't know. I've stopped counting once I'd managed to make do without a body altogether.

What, let's run around and around in circles like nothing ever happened? Like those people scurrying about are just some tally marks to put in your column. Well, sorry, but game's over, better find a coin while you can.

Aren't you getting ahead of yourself? [a laugh] And why in the worlds would I keep count? But anyway, you see, when I regenerated into this, I went and took your TARDIS. Sorry about that, and all, but the opportunity was just too hard to pass up!

The game will be over, and soon, but not quite yet.

Oh, now that's just crossing the line.

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You don't change very much, do you? You've a million better brilliant things to do and you waste your time getting stopped by me whenever I've the chance.

What can I do when everywhere I turn some version of you pops up and tries to prevent whatever I'm doing? You could always stop that.

[Yeah, snowball's chance in hell that's going to happen.]

Don't act as if it's my fault you're needing stopping. Problem is, your plans all end up so flash. Impossible not to notice, even for the stupid lot of 'em. I'm not the only way of stopping you. I'm just the best one.

It's not my fault that you're afraid to exercise the rights any Time Lord has. But don't worry. Not even you'll see this one coming until it's far too late.

I've done more than my fair share of exercising. [ :| ]

You always do seem to be running.

Ah, I get it. You think you're a clever one, yeah?

No, actually, I know I'm a genius. I'm just enjoying being ahead of you, and seeing as you haven't even once asked nicely, I see no reason to fill you in.

Would asking politely actually get me anywhere? Oh, wait a tic, I don't have to wait for you to answer that one, do I?

It just might.

I very much doubt it, all the same to you.

Awwww, how disappointing.

Bit of friendly advice? Get used to disappointment. You'll be feeling a lot of it soon.