Ever wonder...?

[aranya]

So, is this just for show or are you planning to do something with me? Because I have things to do, places to be, people to kick in the face.

Just so you know.

Also no, I don't know where is that wire hanging from, don't ask.

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[bests]

Odds are if you go somewhere, there'll be plenty of people to kick in the face there as well.

[aranya]

Hey there!

Aren't they ever?

[bests]

Hey to you too.

Not so thrilled about maybe going away from home, are you?

[aranya]

Well I have my, how do you call it...my territory, so I wouldn't be doing a good job by not being around, would I now?

But who knows? I've been expanding my reach so much that the number of people that I know will be taking care of things is kind of reassuring.

[originalbeachboy]

Sonuva-

How many spider-people does the world need?

[aranya]

Well there is Madame Webb, like three Spider Women, the Spider Society, those weird alien spiders, Scarlet Spider, Spidey and yours truly.

Might be missing someone.

[originalbeachboy]

The question was how many do we need, toots.

[aranya]

We need them all, duh.

[originalbeachboy]

I don't buy it. One is one too many.

[aranya]

So says the bad guy.

[originalbeachboy]

So because I'm a super villain my opinion doesn't mean jack, right?

[aranya]

Not when it comes to super hero population density, no.

[originalbeachboy]

I'm not opposed to all of them! The Fantastic Four are okay. Professionals. [And he fought them for years!] But how many teenagers swinging from buildings making stupid jokes do we really need? [God he hates the stupid jokes. If he has to hear one more person say 'time to say goodnight' or something similar, he's going to snap.]

[bedeviledspider]

For once, I find myself agreeing with Sandbags, of all people.

Where did all these spiders come from?

[aranya]

The Fantastic Four are sooooo cool.

Hey! The jokes are like, his thing. I just do them out of admiration to the guy. Also, I'm the only teen swinging around. I AM Spider-Girl after all.

[incywincyhero]

Me, I've always figured it's better not to ask where the webline's anchored. It's like those 3-D pictures that we used to play with as kids -- well, that I used to play with, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and not everybody had an Xbox or a Kinect or whatever -- try too hard and it'll disappear.

[aranya]

Science!

...who were you again?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[aranya]

Yeah, I have no idea of what you're talking about, old man.

[incywincyhero]

You kids have it so easy. Back in my day we had to swing to our fights twenty miles in the snow, uptown both ways.

[aranya]

Gotta fight a pterodactyl on the way to the crime scene, I bet.

[bedeviledspider]

Science. Ha ha. Something tells me I should've expected that answer.

[ THE WEARIEST OF SIGHS. ]

An annoyed bystander. Who are you?

[aranya]

Well, there's also some mystical stuff going on, but mostly science.

A costumed one. And I've seen Daredevil so I have to wonder if he just got a sidekick of sorts.

Me? I'm Spider-Girl!

[bedeviledspider]

Yeah, mystical stuff mixed with science, that sounds a little too familiar... wait, what?

No, you're not. I know Spider-Girl. You are not Spider-Girl.

[aranya]

Well, the title ended up with me, so yeah, I'm Spider-Girl now. No hard feelings?

So...you knew the other one?

[ Was it Mattie? She can never tell with all the costume swaps. ]

[bedeviledspider]

Correction: I know the only one.

[ He's studying her, carefully, and doesn't seem to particularly care how creepy that might look. ]

What do you mean the title ended up with you?

[aranya]

Says the guy pretending to be Daredevil.

[ Look at her not care. ]

I was going by Araña, but Spider-Woman...well, one of them, although I think she's the only one now, she kinda christened me as Spider-Girl, and people wouldn't stop calling me like that so what could I do?

Are you sure you don't come from another universe or something? I've heard it has happened before.

[bedeviledspider]

I'm not pretending to be him, I'm just continuing his work. It's not the same thing.

[ Mayyyybe someone struck a nerve? ]

You used to call yo... ohhhh, that would explain it.

[aranya]

Would it now? Because I'm getting more and more confused.

[bedeviledspider]

And I'm thinking that I've met you before. Well, not you-you, but older-you... and not so much met as sort of kicked Goblin butt with, but that's... not important.

[aranya]

Yeah...you lost me. The only Goblin's butt I have kicked is Hogoblin's, and I'm pretty sure you weren't around.

I still think there's some weird parallel universe mishap going on.

[incywincyhero]

On the lucky days? Sure, just one. They usually came in flocks, doncha know.

[aranya]

I was going to make a witty comment about how is nice that there are no longer dangerous things flying around...but I think I'll pass.

What have you been up to, anyway?

[bedeviledspider]

Ugh, Hobgoblin. No, this was the original... more or less.

I think you might be right. That or, well, some weird magic or science thing.

[incywincyhero]

Ha! I wish.

What am I up to? Oh, you know, the usual. Walls and ceilings, mostly; the occasional water tower, sometimes a news chopper if I need to get somewhere quickly.

[aranya]

Pretty boring then, huh?

I've noted how almost everyone -or was it everyone- talking here comes from the same place...looks like a big, crowded hero city.

[incywincyhero]

I'm told it's what's known as a "jamjar," and I can believe it. On the plus side, if I had to be kidnapped by a rogue AI and dumped in an alternate universe, there are worse places to get stuck than not-quite-New York City. It's pretty relaxing, too -- we only get major world threats once every couple of months or so.

[aranya]

Huh, sounds like a pretty chill place, all in all. I don't think I would be okay to leave my turf unprotected though.

[incywincyhero]

Already thought of. When we go home we get sent back to the same moment we left -- without any memories that would let us alter the timeline, either. Which is ... both good and bad, really.

[aranya]

That's both terribly convenient and incredibly odd.

[aranya]

First time it happens to me. This is when it would come in handy to have one of those brainy types around, but alas.

[bests]

Most places spit you back out the same moment you left, so your territory will be just fine for those few seconds.

[aranya]

...alright.

I might inst the lady to poke around...

[bests]

Good luck, Anya.

[aranya]

Yeah well, we'll see.

Making the reserve was easy enough.