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[not_a_gerudo]

I truly appreciate the attention you are giving me, Lady Mundane, but it's not necessary. It really isn't. You're just asking for trouble by doing this. And I know for certain that it exactly your intention by doing this.

I do enjoy all the chances you are giving me with Zelda though. The meme you had us in was wonderful, I don't believe I've ever been so confident as I was when asking for her hand.

A shame you can't play me in that game though. Meeting another Zelda would be fantastic, and my Zelda is already there. Perhaps someday you will have that opportunity. For now, you've all the time in the world to continue to develop all the details you can about me.

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[great_king_of_evil]

You are a nameless shame to our kind.

[ All has been said. He still plans to punch the evil into you. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

Correction, sir, you are a shame to my kind. You appear Hylian, yet you act like the Gerudo.

[great_king_of_evil]

This would be because I am a Gerudo.

[ Where is his facepalm icon? ]

[sageprincess]

[Just kind of... staring.]

... "Fantastic"?

[not_a_gerudo]

[And grinning.]

Yes, fantastic! I can't imagine Zelda being anything but a hero!

[sageprincess]

Ah, I... see. And what would you do if you met a Zelda who was not a hero, if I may be so bold in asking?

[This is weird.]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

...

[Nope just over here, quietly blushing. Do you have to make everything public, Prince Ganon...]

[not_a_gerudo]

[Yes. Yes he does.

Swooping in and wrapping arms around her! 8D]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[Which is just going to make her blush worse - Ganon you're being counterproductive.

But she's not... shoving away or anything. That would be rude.]

... You certainly are wordy when it comes to me, aren't you?

[lord_ghirahim]

[Have a Ghirahim eying you.]

You certainly look like him but you don't feel like him.

[not_a_gerudo]

[What's with that getup? You look weird dude!]

And who is this person I'm supposed to look like?

[You can't mean the jerk that's beating him a few thread above, can you?]

[lord_ghirahim]

He is among a few names. Ganon is his recent on and he is my creator and depending on the time he is from he has the triforce of power.

[Noticing the thread above.]

Would you like me to intervene?

This AU is fantastic

[blessedbyfarore]

[What.]

[No, seriously, what.]

[Heads up, Prince Ganon, there's a Hero of Time Prince of Evil Link staring at you in consternation.]

I love this AU ^____^

[not_a_gerudo]

[Oh goddesses, he has no idea what to make of this. Have a look of pure fear. And he's already a little beat up from his apparently evil self, so he's wary of any Link right now.

And he feels guilty for whining to Zelda to protect him.]

Good, creative AUs are so underrated, seriously!

[blessedbyfarore]

[...Okay, he definitely wasn't expecting pure fear. Link's forehead creases, palms itching to draw the Master Sword on his back in case of an attack...]

[But, facing someone so obviously frightened, can't.]

...I don't understand. Why aren't you attacking me?

HELL YES. Shadow has to get in on this.

[heros_shadow]

[Have a super confused Shadow here!]

..... Lord Ganondorf?

YESS!

[not_a_gerudo]

Lord..?

[Totally confused as well. You look like Link, which is already a thing that can result in serious cowering.]

I prefer being Ganon, to Ganondorf. A ridiculous name my father never ceases to call me by.

8D

[heros_shadow]

....You're different...

[Younger...]

[zelda_hylia]

[Zelda makes her way through the posts. Oh, so this is a kinder Ganondorf...]

[zelda_hylia]

[Who is the Prince of Hyrule...]

[zelda_hylia]

[And she's the heroine of time...]

Crazy AU's unite! *also crawls in way late*

[conqueredcourage]

((OOC: LONG STORY SHORT: This Link is actually Dark Link possessing Link's corpse post a failed run of OOT. Slightly more detailed info in his profile if you care for it.))

[Link is...confused to say the least. He can feel that you're his master, he can even plainly see the resemblance, but you are incredibly different from the Ganondorf he is used to. He is not sure what his feelings are doing at the moment. His brain is full of fuck.



He needs an adult.]

Master? What do you mean ask for her hand? Why wouldn't you simply take what you want?

Ffff-- I was actually hoping to see this AU Link

[not_a_gerudo]

[Prince Ganon IS an adult. Sort of. Meh...]

Master..?

[You look like Link but you're calling him master. SO WEIRD.]

I have no servants who resemble the Prince of Evil. And I asked for her hand because I wish her to be my bride. And later, my queen.

@u@ Really? I'm surprised anybody remembers me, I only used him once.

[conqueredcourage]

[You just called him the Prince of Evil. Prince of Evil. He can hear the special capitalization on Evil too. That is incredibly hilarious. He lets out a barking sort of laugh, short and biting, quickly reigning himself in to continue speaking.]

Prince of Evil? Hahaha! Never in my life have I been called something so accurate.

[He chuckles again briefly before stepping a little closer to Ganon, taking in how...diminished this one seems.]

No, you can't possibly be Ganondorf. You reek of morality, and you're far too...[He makes a vague gesture at the width of your shoulders.]...twig-like.

I know this post is old but AUs need to poke each other :P

[desert_fate]

Ganon!

[Have a tanned link that looked more like the canon version of Gerudos than a Hylian. He still had the pointed ears and blonde hair though.]

What are you doing here?

[He seemed defensive and worried like Ganon might attack him.]