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[not_a_gerudo]

I truly appreciate the attention you are giving me, Lady Mundane, but it's not necessary. It really isn't. You're just asking for trouble by doing this. And I know for certain that it exactly your intention by doing this.

I do enjoy all the chances you are giving me with Zelda though. The meme you had us in was wonderful, I don't believe I've ever been so confident as I was when asking for her hand.

A shame you can't play me in that game though. Meeting another Zelda would be fantastic, and my Zelda is already there. Perhaps someday you will have that opportunity. For now, you've all the time in the world to continue to develop all the details you can about me.

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[great_king_of_evil]

You are a nameless shame to our kind.

[ All has been said. He still plans to punch the evil into you. ]

[not_a_gerudo]

Correction, sir, you are a shame to my kind. You appear Hylian, yet you act like the Gerudo.

[sageprincess]

[Just kind of... staring.]

... "Fantastic"?

[not_a_gerudo]

[And grinning.]

Yes, fantastic! I can't imagine Zelda being anything but a hero!

[sageprincess]

Ah, I... see. And what would you do if you met a Zelda who was not a hero, if I may be so bold in asking?

[This is weird.]

[not_a_gerudo]

Honestly, I'm not certain. Obviously, that Zelda would not behave and act like the Zelda I know, so I suppose I'd have to be as well behaved as in my fathers court.

[sageprincess]

[... This is weird, but also oddly amusing. Surely a little fun wouldn't hurt--]

Are you certain you would recognize her as a Zelda if you saw her?

[not_a_gerudo]

[Wouldn't hurt at all! Although... he might be a little pouty when he figures out that this is Zelda.]

Of course! I know Zelda better than anyone in Hyrule.

[sageprincess]

Is that so.

[Okay, yeah, she can't help the small amused smile from creeping upon her lips.]

Would you describe her to me, then? Perhaps I know her.

[not_a_gerudo]

[Getting kind of suspicious at that smile!! But going on anyway.]

She has the loveliest of golden hair, in a braid usually, blue eyes and fair skin. She wears a green tunic and carries the Master Sword. Zelda really is... quite lovely. A vision of loveliness.

[Ganon, your crushing again.]

[sageprincess]

[And the smile only grows bit by bit as he speaks. Seemingly idly, she reaches up, grabbing a lock of golden hair and fiddling with it between her fingers.]

My, with the way you speak of her, she certainly sounds as such. Hm, I do vaguely recall someone like that... though she does not bear the Master Sword.

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

...

[Nope just over here, quietly blushing. Do you have to make everything public, Prince Ganon...]

[great_king_of_evil]

This would be because I am a Gerudo.

[ Where is his facepalm icon? ]

[not_a_gerudo]

And why would she not bear the Master Sword?

[No! You're dresses to regally and wearing too many jewels to be Zelda >:|]

[not_a_gerudo]

[Yes. Yes he does.

Swooping in and wrapping arms around her! 8D]

[not_a_gerudo]

You look like none of the Gerudo I have seen. And Prince Link has often visited our court.

[Lineface.]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

[Which is just going to make her blush worse - Ganon you're being counterproductive.

But she's not... shoving away or anything. That would be rude.]

... You certainly are wordy when it comes to me, aren't you?

[not_a_gerudo]

[Especially rude to your betrothed~!]

How can I not be? I'm sure with just a bit more time, I could think of even more to say.

[sageprincess]

Because she is not the chosen hero.

[AND YET...]

[great_king_of_evil]

You are a fool if you believe in your own lies.

[ Fist clenching. Looking at his face, because that's where he intends to land his fist soon enough. ]

[sevenyearbeautysleep]

...

I did not know that many words existed to describe me.

[She'd be impressed if she wasn't embarrassed. How does compliment.]

[not_a_gerudo]

Huh?

[REAL CLEVER GANON! This is why you shouldn't avoid your tutors as though they had the plague.]

[sageprincess]

[Okay, she can't do this anymore. She'll consider making him speechless a victory.]

Believe me, I am a far cry from being any sort of hero.

I am Zelda, Princess of Hyrule.

[not_a_gerudo]

They are not lies! My family has ruled over Hyrule for centuries! Once I am wed and my father passes into the hands of the Goddesses, I will take the throne!

[Not his faaaaace! He's prettier than you ever were!]

[not_a_gerudo]

And many more~

[He'll help you learn to accept compliments, Zelda! You deserve them after all.]