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[unavoidabubbly]

munsies
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey munsies
i knw ur liek sooo nervous & watevar
but ur palebro is totes rite
dont overthink it becuz u shud just do it
youv already got like half of the appliqation done so uve just got a bit moar
mayb u should hump around abit
*jump
2 release the pent up energy or wat
i knw u want me to say that u can hump 2 get it out 2 but
ur already thinking it anyway
*pretneds to use majyyk 2 read ur thoughts*

but for realsies u knw wat im going 2 say 2 u
best stress relief is
fanfare plz
a martitti
wtf
*martini
;)

Comments

[whitescientist]

i beg to differ
the best stress relief is target practise no twwo wways about it
though i guess if your muns not so into wweaponry then a wwhatevver you just said wworks in lieu a that
anywway at least someones mun is bein productivve

[unavoidabubbly]

target pracitce
dude u might liek just be mai new bffsies
*wonk*
wat kind of weaponz do u liek to use
r u a guns kind of person or do u use liek
idk
slingshots or watever

yeah mai munsies such a dilignet munsies
shes up 2 her ears in stuff rite now but shes still giving me time
isnt she sweet

[whitescientist]

pshh slingshots are a fuckin laugh and you knoww it
i got myself a high powwered laser rifle through a lot of convvoluted crap i aint about to go into but the fact is its got a hell of a kick
seems like you actually take an interest in these things wwhich is a little unexpected if im honest so wwhats your deal then

my mun practically nevver lets me sit my ass dowwn for like three seconds but its nevver anythin BIG you knoww
she says shes too busy otherwwise to consider the big cool stuff but then wwastes all her fuckin time on the little stuff i really dont get it

[unavoidabubbly]

idk mayb if theyre liek supersonical slingshtos
but dayum that sounds all KINDS of sweeeeeeet
r u liek totes kidding me i LUV rifels & i use riflekind 2 ;)
ive got a big bad boy of mai own
ill show u mine if u show me urs
steeples fingers

hahah well big stuff r so big u knw
its like
bite size pices might be moar fun 4 her
or like w me
martineis r better in little sips not in like hugeass gulps

so whats ur name hawt stuff

[whitescientist]

supersonic slingshots are still slingshots and are therefore classified as fuckin lame by anyone wwith half a pan cell
but colour me surprised on findin a human sharin one a my interests i mean thats a pretty big coincidence right there for twwo species wwho aint got any right havvin anythin in common wwhatsoevver

[And there the innuendo goes, sailing over Eridan's head like a shitty skateboard. He flaunts his rifle a little because damn is he attached to that thing.]

neat huh
you got a point though i mean at least the little stuff aint as much of a commitment

im eridan ampora
ill spare you the usual intro deal its kinda long wwinded an quite frankly more suited to flarp than casual social interaction

[unavoidabubbly]

dont u get all oh yeah we aliens are bettar than u becuz no wai am i goin 2 agree 2 dat
we can totes share the saem badass intrests if we want
im all abt exploring relationshipes
;)

[The innuendos are having so much hangtime their air is unreal.]

[And then here's her baby! She flaunts her own rifle because it's pretty awesome and cute. It's adoradangerous, while she is adoradrunk.]

oh mai gawd
u knw wat
i totes enjoy a good rp session 2
mistar ampora i think were meant 2 be frends
im sidling up 2 u rite now in a v conspiratories manner

code failed for a second there whoops

[whitescientist]

yeah i GUESS there aint much point makin the hugest deal outta this an i bet theres been strong personal alliances formed betwween members a different races in the alternian conquerin fleets before so ok sure lets make this official
for lack of a better wword im callin cahoots

[There's something admittedly respectable about that rifle and Eridan whistles appreciatively. Any onlookers would probably be led to believe he was whistling at something else but then that is hardly something he is aware of.]

looks fairly standard but i bet it packs a punch am i right
honestly im not sure wwhat i wwas expectin but thats definitely a positivve surprise
an youre into flarpin too you knoww i think i can learn to disregard your atrocious fuckin quirk
consider my official offer of a handshake an possible fist tap for bein not the most atrocious human i evver met evven if you do remind me a her a little

no worries!

[unavoidabubbly]

sounds 2 me dat ur just makin justificationz when in fact
u shud just be havin fun cause dats wat life is abt
oh yeah
allday errday partay

[She raises her martini glass in a toast.]

but ok i will let u knw
that i m now in cahootz w u
i am all abt cahootes

u bet it does hes one sexy badass
pewpew pupupupup

[That was her pretending to shoot things and making bullety lasery sounds.]

wow i remind u of a like super atrocialicious human BUT im not her
im soooo flatterd u hav such a way w d gurlz
swooon catch me
im the faintin rogue here & im goin2 pretend ur mai prince

[whitescientist]

call it wwhat you like im just statin facts an opinions an shit

[He has to stop himself raising a hand in a mock-gun gesture. He disguises it as a move to straighten his scarf instead. YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE MISTER]

relax she wwasnt like an ugly drowwned wwench or nothin
just had a hell of an attitude
also can wwe maybe not use my title its kinda a sore subject invvolvvin shit i didnt livve up to an is probably best dropped

[unavoidabubbly]

fcats & opiinons & shit
dats not very persuading
also lol fcats
lolcats
heheheh

[She's so amused.]

[Pointing a finger gun at you anyway, then blowing at the barrel. Suggestively.]

shot thru d <3
& im 2 blame
i give luv a bad naem
if u dnt knw that song u totes should
its v nostalgic & osm

shed better not b ugly becuz if she reminds u of me thats like so false
becaze i am the hawtest l33t biotch that you evar did c
*wonk*

oh u r a prince
ok we can steer this ship clear away frm all d pinrcely stuff

[whitescientist]

no
i dont think i havve heard that song before
i wwould probably remember if it sounded like that

anywway no she wwas kinda
uh
wwell she wwasnt bad lookin anywway
for a human
just sorta like you but more into long flowwy dresses an stuff rather than




wwhat are those
leggings

[unavoidabubbly]

im liek sharing mai mp3 w u later
its a v good song & im sure youll luv it
no1 can not like bonjovi

ya theyre leggings
do u like them

[whitescientist]

im sure the experience wwill be educational
that is to say
not at all an arduous torture the likes a wwhich has nevver been heard of in the most brutal of alternian front line wwar stories

they aint bad
leggins are ok if you fit them
wwhich you do
glad youre wwearin a skirt ovver the top though some people dont an quite frankly its a crime against aesthetics
also nature

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Oh hello.
This wasn't the way I expected to meet you 8ut this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

[unavoidabubbly]

oh wow
another troll
i hope ur not out 2 liek strangel me or smth becuz im so goin 2 ghost punch u so hard gurl
its already been brung u dont even knw
but u luk pretty friendly so ok
hi thar

[8illions_of_sweeps]

You are right.
I am not like Meenah who wants to harm you.
After all you lot are the hope for the rest of our sacrifice to mean something.

[unavoidabubbly]

ok so
wud u liek to illuminatement what ur talking abobt rite now
or is this going 2 b casual spoipers which is bad

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Well I suppose it won't hurt anything.
There were two game sessions before yours and both failed.
What occurs now will likely decide our f8
Even if I'm dead I still care a8out the outcome.

[unavoidabubbly]

4 a ghost
ur very invovled
yeah ok ive heard abt these failed sessions or wtever from UU
UU w caps becoz the other dudes uu with no caps
anyway
& ive heard about those heroes of myths blahblhablah & how were goin 2 meet them and join them & kick ass + all dat shit
do you hav any moar spoilpers 4 me
ive been wanting 2 knw 4 4EVAR evar capsed like heck btw but UU says no

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Well why don't you just ask questions and I'll tell you if I can answer them?

[unavoidabubbly]

are we rly the last hoep
considering all the failed stuff b4
im sure evry1 went in there guns blazzing & ready 2 kick ass & take names but it kept on not workng
wat makes every1 so sure that this tme its goin 2 work
i wantd 2 just mayb not play & thawrt the batterwitch that way but
now i have my own reasons 4 playign

[8illions_of_sweeps]

No one is sure actually.
However help is on it's way.
UU has already said it.
You're paving the way for gods.

[unavoidabubbly]

thats not very reassuring but at least i knw mai dautghter is osm in her lihghty god pajama thingies
paving the way 4 a lightseer god baby is not bad @ all
oh do u knw what a daughter is btw
i might be confusing u wit the earthian termibobogy

[8illions_of_sweeps]

Oh no it is fine.
I am aware of human reproduction.
Also you technically do have one other child on the way.
A knight of time.

[unavoidabubbly]

WAT
i have 2 kidz oh mai gawdddddd
ok can u tell me this
ths is v v v VVVVV important 2 me ok
who is my lucky babymakerdude
i mean
the guy who gets 2 b mai boyfriend & mai husband & the father of our aweome kids???
is it dirk???