MUN ASKS 'WHY'?

[doubleblades]

Listen here, Mundane. We need to speak about your work habits. Going on your phone and texting your friends is not a valuable use of your time. You are not being paid to chat with your friends, you are being paid to do your job. Now, I will write out a schedule for you to ensure that you are using company time as best as possible.

[But... I got everything done within my allotted time /sobs]

There's no excuse. You could have found other tasks that were needed to be completed. As I mentioned, I will be keeping a close watch on you to make sure you won't slack off in the future.

Comments

[ledbythewind]

If that fails, you could always try singing until she agrees to listen to you. I'm sure you have no lack of songs that could be put to use for this.

[doubleblades]

I'm afraid my singing would do her no good. Besides, she would drown my voice out with the music she listens to at her desk.

[He could sing, but he honestly has no clue why it would work unless it implies his singing would be terrible. In which mundane would lock him away to silence him and that would do no good.]

[ledbythewind]

What about singing along with the music to make yourself harder to ignore?

[What? He would do it.]

[doubleblades]

[He doesn't even know how to respond to this... at all...]

I don't believe that will work either.

[ledbythewind]

Come now, surely there is some way to you can use her own activities to your advantage to get your message across. What could be more effective than coupling it with music that she obviously enjoys?

[doubleblades]

I believe she quite likes to enjoy her music without any interference.

[Point is to make his mundane listen, not to anger her.]

Though I believe your suggestion is nothing but good willed, so perhaps I will give it a single try when she gets distracted from her work.

[Because he'd almost feel bad, even if he knows the results will be either a) terrible, or b) result in his mun laughing at him.]

[ledbythewind]

Wonderful! Do let me know how that turns out. Perhaps I could try inflicting the same tactic on my own mundane when she decides to entertain herself on YouTube instead of being more productive.

[Spoilers: he's already done it. Usually it results in option b.]

[doubleblades]

Yes, I shall give you the full report once I get results.

[Just give him some time before he would actually do it. While he likes to lecture his mundane, he doesn't like to be laughed at by her. Or be called 'cute', or anything else synonymous to that.]