MUN ASKS 'WHY'?

[doubleblades]

Listen here, Mundane. We need to speak about your work habits. Going on your phone and texting your friends is not a valuable use of your time. You are not being paid to chat with your friends, you are being paid to do your job. Now, I will write out a schedule for you to ensure that you are using company time as best as possible.

[But... I got everything done within my allotted time /sobs]

There's no excuse. You could have found other tasks that were needed to be completed. As I mentioned, I will be keeping a close watch on you to make sure you won't slack off in the future.

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[brbdefacingtree]

[Uggggggh why doesn't Hubert understand?]

It's not a prank, Hubert, it's for destroying a monster!

[It must be the truth, for his mun told him so.]

[doubleblades]

How would my pants help you to destroy a monster?

[He's gritting his teeth so hard right now. Will... not... lash out... at 11 year old... Asbel...]

[brbdefacingtree]

Obviously because they're its weak point! Now hand them over!

[He has to protect Sophie and he isn't letting you get in the way!!!]

[doubleblades]

As I have already stated, Asbel, I refuse!

[Stubborn vs. stubborn, who will win?]

[brbdefacingtree]

Come on, it's just one pair! [It's not like those are the only pants you own, right Hubert...]

[doubleblades]

And the only pair I have with me at this moment.

[Geeeh, will not... lash out... at him...]

[brbdefacingtree]

Okay then, let's go home and get another pair for you so you can give me those ones! [Problem solved.]

[doubleblades]

[It's almost brilliant... almost... except one thing.]

And how do you suggest we get home?

[brbdefacingtree]

Well... we find a way out! [Because they're brothers, and brothers can do anything as long as they help each other out! or was that best friends]

[doubleblades]

And how do you suggest we do that?

[Really, he would love to see you try, because he knows there is no way out.]

[brbdefacingtree]

We explore around first! There's gotta be something we can do... [His mun tends to forget to inform him of a lot of things, so to him it's not a completely hopeless endeavour. Alternately, he can ask if his mun can drop a closet here.]

[doubleblades]

You go ahead and do that. I will be waiting here. [And not involving himself in this foolish escapade. Oh brother, you were such a fool as a child. It's amazing that he actually used to look up to you so.]

[brbdefacingtree]

Fine, I'll find a way out and you'll give me your pants, deal? [He hasn't quite forgotten that detail yet.]

[doubleblades]

If you can honestly find a way, then yes, I will give you my pants.

[Only agreeing because, he doesn't believe you can do it. Just like you weren't able to protect Sophie (Woah, that was below the belt, Hubert. Mun doesn't allow those blows to lil' Asbel!)]

[brbdefacingtree]

Alright! [HE IS SO HYPE MAN, HE CAN TOTALLY PROTECT SOPHIE NOW. WATCH HIM GO... And you better be glad the kid can't see those brackets or else he'll have to bring up those times you wet your pants. Wuss.]

[doubleblades]

Now, go on. Find a way back home. [He'll be here. And no need to bring up his childhood. He prefers not to remember those times.]