Someone got genderbent

[sallynooksucker]

CLAP CLAP MOTHERFUCKING CLAP.
WELL DONE PRINCESS.
I NEVER KNEW SOMEONE COULD ACTUALLY COME UP WITH A USERNAME THAT COULD OFFEND ME.
ONE. A SALLY IS AN IMMATURE FUCKING BLUE CRAB.
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF JOKE?
BOTH REGARDING COLOR AND MATURITY.
TWO. THIS HONESTLY SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE PLAY ON A NAME FROM A SOCK-HOP MOVIE OR SOMETHING TOO.
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER?
I CAN'T DECIDE IF I SHOULD GENUINELY START APPLAUDING YOU FOR YOUR WASTE OF TIME.
OR BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY FOUND IT NECESSARY TO SIT DOWN AND PLAN THIS ALL OUT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LAME YOU'RE COMING ACROSS TO BE RIGHT NOW?
NO, YOU PROBABLY DON'T. YOUR HEAD IS PROBABLY SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR HUMAN ASS THAT YOU'RE BEYOND OBLIVIOUS TO THE MERE NOTION OF NOT BEING ABLE TO HUMOR ME.
NOT THAT YOU EVER HAD A CHANCE OF AMUSING ME AS IT WAS.
I REALLY CANNOT DECIDE IF YOU'RE DOING THIS AS A SICK JOKE EITHER.
YOU HEAR THAT KNOCKING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW?
THAT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR FREE TIME DESPERATELY TRYING TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION.
BEFORE YOU WASTE AWAY ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO PLAY AS THE FEMALE EQUIVALENT OF A HORRIBLY PATHETIC GREY TEXTED LOSER.
YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF?
YOU DO? FOR FUCKS SAKE, GET A HOBBY OTHER THAN PRETENDING TO BE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. WATCH BAD MOVIES. START KNITTING. WRITE VACILLATING ROMANCE NOVELS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT TO TAKE UP TO FONDLING THE UTTERS OF THOSE CENTAUR BUTLERS.
JUST DON'T BOTHER ME.

Comments

Aww yeah.

[sallynooksucker]

OH SWEET JEGUS ON A CRUTCH.
THE DAY HAS COME WHERE I MEET SOMEONE MORE INSUFFERABLE THAN A MUNDANE WITH NO LIFE.
I MEET ME.
OH. JOY.
HOW THRILLED AM I.
TRUST ME. I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO SAY A WORD AND SHE'S ALREADY UP IN ARMS ABOUT SHARING ME WITH THE WORLD KNOWN AS MEMES.
I COULD SHIT A BRICK.
LITERALLY. SHIT A BRICK.

Also have Fem Sollux

[angry_tits]

AND I THOUGHT MALE ME WAS FUCKING BAD
IT DOESNT HELP THAT MY MUN IS SO FUCKING EXCITED OVER THIS
THESE HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING STRANGE

I have Fem Gamzee too~ Also, somewhere. Boy Jade is imagining them making out.

[sallynooksucker]

THEY BOTH CAN PISS THEMSELVES ALL THEY FUCKING WANT.
I'M DONE WITH THESE FUCKING HUMAN CHICKS.
AND THEIR...
NEED TO MAKE DOUBLES OF ALL OF US.

FFFF I have Fem Gamzee too. xD And recently Girl Jake

[angry_tits]

MINE IS A FUCKING GUY ACTUALLY
SO FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC IT ISNT CONSTRAINTED TO JUST THE ONE GENDER OF THIS BACKWATER SPECIES

I cosplay girl Karkat and girl Gamzee too, haha. I've got a boy Aradia too~

[sallynooksucker]

OH HOLY SHIT.
I AM SO FUCKING SORRY FOR YOU.
ME?
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF.

And I have Fem Equius so Wow XD Seems I'm not the only one who genderbends a lot

[angry_tits]

I KNOW
MAYBE GAMZETTE IS RIGHT
I SEE ALL OF THE FUCKING MIRACLE IN THIS WORLD

I do it more for cosplay than RP but yup XD

[sallynooksucker]

THIS IS FAR FROM A FUCKING MIRACLE.
THIS IS A PILE OF SHIT FESTERING IN WHATEVER REMAINS OF MY MIND.
AS IT HAS VERY OBVIOUSLY BEEN FUCKED SO HARD IT HAS COLLAPSED IN ON ITSELF.

[angry_tits]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA
THIS MUN MADE ME REDROM WITH MY MALE SELF
NOT EXTREMELY BUT IT WAS STILL DISGUSTING

[sallynooksucker]

GROSS.
MINE SEEMS TO WANT ME TO PAIL WITH GAMZETTE.
NO THANKS.

[angry_tits]

IF THAT WASNT MUNCEST MINE WOULD DO THE SAME

[sallynooksucker]

I DO NOT ENVY YOU.

[angry_tits]

OF COURSE NOW THAT YOUR MUN IS AROUND HE MAY CHANGE HIS MIND

[sallynooksucker]

NO.
FUCK THAT.
FUCKING ABSCOND.
I'M NOT DROPPING MY SKIRT.

[angry_tits]

WE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE
ONE OF US IS GOING TO GET BOTHERED BY FUCKING GAMZETTE OF ALL TROLLS

[sallynooksucker]

SORT OF MOIRAILS OR NOT.
SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME IN ANYTHING MORE THAN A RAGE DECREASING HUG.

[angry_tits]

I HAVE TO AGREE
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT CLOWN IS PAILING WITH ME NO MATTER HOW GOOD OF FRIENDS WE ARE

[sallynooksucker]

YOUR MUN HAS HORRIBLE IDEAS NOW.
DON'T THEY?

[angry_tits]

I BELIEVE THAT HORRIBLE IDEAS COME WITH BEING A MUN.
SO YES.

[sallynooksucker]

I MEAN THE SAME SORT OF IDEAS MY MUN HAS.
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
GROSS ONES.

[angry_tits]

YES
HE TENDS TO DO THAT A LOT

[sallynooksucker]

GROSS.
I SUGGEST YOU GET YOURSELF OUT OF THAT HEADSPACE.
ESPECIALLY IF THERE'S PAILS INVOLVED.

[angry_tits]

I WISH I COULD
I REALLY WISH I DO
ONE OF HIS MUSES CAN MAKE IT *RAIN* PAILS

[sallynooksucker]

OH JEGUS.
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A PLACE TO HIDE.