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[swordofhisou]

You cannot possibly be serious.

We had an agreement. You had a plan. Everyone agreed. You were going to bring that degenerate thing out and everyone was going to be fine. This is beneath me, and you know it. I am a Celestial, for Heaven's sake, and I will not be degraded in such a manner!

Why would you even think this was a best choice? Do you like tormenting me? Oh right, of course you do. That's what this is about isn't it? You're mocking me. Tch.

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[haxsignburneverything]

At least you won't be bored.

[ Reimu couldn't resist. ]

[swordofhisou]

You say that, but you have absolutely no idea how base this entire affair is supposed to be. It's positively banal! And they have the temerity to seal my powers, so I can't very well deal with this the old fashioned way.

[You can't just cause an earthquake every time you're throwing a tantrum.]

[haxsignburneverything]

So you won't be able to cause earthquakes. That doesn't sound so bad...

[swordofhisou]

Oh hardy har har. Yeah, I'm sure it's great for them! But it's not for me! It's not like I'm going to cause that much trouble. It's almost like they don't trust me not to abuse my powers!

[They absolutely don't trust you.]

[hadaeemadatawila]

All I understood out of all all this is that you consider yourself very special. And that you seem slightly irritated?

[swordofhisou]

There is nothing to consider. I am an immortal celestial. Of course I'm special!

... and yes, who wouldn't be. they seem to think this is funny. Sending me to hell.

[hadaeemadatawila]

Oh, yes, being immortal makes you pretty special. What else are you, a vampire? Because if so, I'd like you to excuse myself from this conversation. Not a fan.

Something can always be funny to somebody.

[swordofhisou]

Ugh, don't compare me to that irresponsible woman. I happen to know one of those things westerners call vampires. Not something to be proud of. [She snorted] She's a troublemaker.

[Takes one to know one.]

If I didn't think this was above her paygrade, I'd swear this was her doing. As a prank.

[hadaeemadatawila]

Vampire's just a fancy word for a bad employer who doesn't even pay you or ask if you want to work for him, just snatches you up, a stranger, from a vacation, with special powers and I guess pointy teeth, and then tells you to go and kill some strangers, who at least might actually be decent, isn't it? Of course, I don't know if the one you know is that.

[shrugs] Might be for all I know. Is she a cheapskate?

[swordofhisou]

Hmmm... you know, as much as I like besmirching Remilia's character that's probably a little too jerky for her tastes. That, and she tends to be a little too lazy to go to that much trouble when she can just have her maid solve the problem.

[Damned time-stopping witch.]

And she's definitely not a cheapskate. Hosts parties that makes heaven jealous, to be honest.

not here: damn villains, do they have nothing better to do than stop time

[hadaeemadatawila]

I wonder if all villains are lazy? Dio also kept sending his minions out and not doing anything. Right, you don't know Dio, hopefully, so you won't believe stuff about him even if I tell you.

Parties? Well, if everyone's entertained there, then that's nothing like Dio at all. That's lucky at least. Also, he's nowhere near heaven.

Re: not here: damn villains, do they have nothing better to do than stop time

[swordofhisou]

I'm afraid I've never met them, though you might be surprised just how big my weirdness factor is. Gensokyo's a strange place.

Pffft, neither is she. She basically set her place up close to hell if you ask me. But I think that's just a bloodsucker thing. They like to be dark.

[hadaeemadatawila]

If it's that bizarre, maybe I just won't visit. I think I'm in a mood for something normal.

[utterly deadpan tone of voice] That's because sunlight kills them. Hence all that darkness.

[swordofhisou]

Extremely bizarre by most human standards, I'm told. [She shrugged] But the place I'm getting sent to is just as bizarre. So, at least I'll find entertainment somehow.

...does it? I've never seen her in sunlight, so maybe it does.

[Remilia probably cheats in that regard.]

[hadaeemadatawila]

Where are you being sent?

Hmm.

[swordofhisou]

To hell. [She sighed mournfully.] I'm literally being sent to hell to work for some stupid Yakuza gang of youkai. It's demeaning, I tell you!

[Yeah, she was going to love it in Jigoku so much.]