on canon reviewing and maybe game hunting later because glee is the fandom that never lets you leave

[grandiosely]

You can't actually be serious.

Look. I get it. I'm talented, charming, easily the only person who ever stepped foot in McKinley who didn't become a top tier hot mess—UCLA and those God awful coaching experiences notwithstanding—and incredibly attractive. How could you resist a perfect package like that?

But I've seen the places that you like to drag the people you play around with and I gotta tell you, I'm not interested. While I may always be up for a challenge, my life? Is going pretty good. And I don't need it ruined by near death experiences, B-horror monsters, or dark sexual fantasies that only fans of de Sade could dream up.

I have Broadway to dominate and admirers to woo. Take out your weird and nerdy interests on someone else.

Comments

[nightchildren]

I see why intelligence wasn't high on that list.

[grandiosely]

Because bragging about how smart you are is something only boring ugly people do?

[nightchildren]

Just like how bragging about your looks make you look shallow and uninteresting.

[grandiosely]

Sounds like something unattractive people say to make themselves feel better. Is there a point you were aiming to make here or are you just in the mood to exchange biting one liners?

[nightchildren]

[If trying to call Raphael unattractive is supposed to gather any response it's a very ineffective one. He really has no reason to care whether others find him attractive or not. It just bores him.]

I'd have a point. That being that the moment you was picked up from wherever you came from, that's when you lost control. If your "mun" decides to throw you into a horror movie or an orgy, that's where you'll end up. Better prepare yourself.

[grandiosely]

[ Lbr, Jesse's only purpose in talking is to hear the sound of his own voice most of the time. Getting direct responses are definitely low on his aims. ]

I can bitch loudly enough to give her a serious headache in retribution for even considering taking me away from my extremely normal and happy life to put me in one of those hell holes. I'm not under any illusions that I've got the power to stop her, I'm just putting my objections on record, and won't shut up about them until she's utterly miserable.

[nightchildren]

I'm not surprised that's how you chose to deal with. Ineffective as it is.

[grandiosely]

It's amazing how much you garnered about me from just one small bitch session. [ A beat, and a dramatic gasp!! ] Are you an empath? Or psychic? You seem to know how all my actions are gonna turn out, so you definitely have to have ESP or something.

[ It's extremely difficult to tell if he's being serious. ]

[nightchildren]

I'd not. But I'd know that bitching will only gather you more attention when what you want is less. If they forget about you, they won't make you do things.

[goldstarlet]

Are you calling me a top tier hot mess?

[grandiosely]

The hottest. I mean that as a comment on your spectacular physical features, by the way, not as in you are the largest mess from McKinley.

[goldstarlet]

Thank you for the clarification. It can be hard to differentiate between your biting criticism and your compliments, they both sound so much alike.

[grandiosely]

It keeps people on their toes. I'd hate to become boring and predictable.

[goldstarlet]

You have a way of making people question whether you even like them or not. Which is probably your goal. That and to make people fall all over themselves for that tiny hint of approval you might bestow on them. It's a successful tactic, you even make me wonder sometimes.

[grandiosely]

You're just jealous because I've mastered the art of making people crave my acceptance and you haven't. Though the more you succeed in the industry, the more that will change. Everyone wants to be friends with a star.

[goldstarlet]

I know too many of your insecurities to be jealous of you. And you are forgetting that I actually know the feeling of having everyone want my autograph.

[grandiosely]

Wow. Ouch. You really came for blood with that one. And to think I clarified that you were hot two minutes ago.

[notbothered]

" dark sexual fantasies that only fans of de Sade could dream up." That's a hell of a line.

[grandiosely]

I wish I could say I was just being dramatic, but I think that was probably the most on-point part of my entire rant.

[notbothered]

Well, it certainly got my attention but then again, I suppose it's well known I'd zoom in on that particular detail. If only for the fun visuals it inspires.

My advice? Just enjoy the ride.

[grandiosely]

Enjoy? With the list of places this crazy bitch is into, I don't think that's going to be much of an option. Did I mention the possible death part? I'm pretty sure all of these places come with the possible death part. I'm too pretty to die.

[notbothered]

You are too pretty to die- and too pretty in general, really. So perhaps best avoid that.

But considering I briefly ended up in a city powered by sex- sometimes you gotta loosen the grip and just...

Take it all in.

[grandiosely]

A city powered by sex would be a fabulous fit, so long as I didn't end up with the possibility of death, or worse, permanent scarring. Enjoyment ends where my body gets any sort of lasting changes to it.

[notbothered]

True. You would have been fun to be around if you'd been there- granted I would have shot my shot. So maybe I'm just biased. As for the death thing...well, people died but they came back.

It was a whole slightly jarring situation.

[grandiosely]

I'm sure it would have been an ... interesting experience. The whole dying and coming back thing seems to be a real theme with these places. I guess it's not fun if your toys stay broken.