on canon reviewing and maybe game hunting later because glee is the fandom that never lets you leave

[grandiosely]

You can't actually be serious.

Look. I get it. I'm talented, charming, easily the only person who ever stepped foot in McKinley who didn't become a top tier hot mess—UCLA and those God awful coaching experiences notwithstanding—and incredibly attractive. How could you resist a perfect package like that?

But I've seen the places that you like to drag the people you play around with and I gotta tell you, I'm not interested. While I may always be up for a challenge, my life? Is going pretty good. And I don't need it ruined by near death experiences, B-horror monsters, or dark sexual fantasies that only fans of de Sade could dream up.

I have Broadway to dominate and admirers to woo. Take out your weird and nerdy interests on someone else.

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[nightchildren]

I see why intelligence wasn't high on that list.

[grandiosely]

Because bragging about how smart you are is something only boring ugly people do?

[nightchildren]

Just like how bragging about your looks make you look shallow and uninteresting.

[grandiosely]

Sounds like something unattractive people say to make themselves feel better. Is there a point you were aiming to make here or are you just in the mood to exchange biting one liners?

[nightchildren]

[If trying to call Raphael unattractive is supposed to gather any response it's a very ineffective one. He really has no reason to care whether others find him attractive or not. It just bores him.]

I'd have a point. That being that the moment you was picked up from wherever you came from, that's when you lost control. If your "mun" decides to throw you into a horror movie or an orgy, that's where you'll end up. Better prepare yourself.

[grandiosely]

[ Lbr, Jesse's only purpose in talking is to hear the sound of his own voice most of the time. Getting direct responses are definitely low on his aims. ]

I can bitch loudly enough to give her a serious headache in retribution for even considering taking me away from my extremely normal and happy life to put me in one of those hell holes. I'm not under any illusions that I've got the power to stop her, I'm just putting my objections on record, and won't shut up about them until she's utterly miserable.

[nightchildren]

I'm not surprised that's how you chose to deal with. Ineffective as it is.

[grandiosely]

It's amazing how much you garnered about me from just one small bitch session. [ A beat, and a dramatic gasp!! ] Are you an empath? Or psychic? You seem to know how all my actions are gonna turn out, so you definitely have to have ESP or something.

[ It's extremely difficult to tell if he's being serious. ]

[nightchildren]

I'd not. But I'd know that bitching will only gather you more attention when what you want is less. If they forget about you, they won't make you do things.

[grandiosely]

[ That particularly phrasing, forget about you, gets him quiet for a second. That's the thing, isn't it? The idea of being forgotten is almost worse than the idea of going somewhere terrible. It stirs up a feeling in him he doesn't want to recognize, because a St. James is not supposed to feel that kind of weakness, thank you. They're champions. ]

I don't mind doing things. I'm an actor, we're needy, if I don't get attention, I'll probably die.

They can just stick to those stupid memes.

[goldstarlet]

Are you calling me a top tier hot mess?

[nightchildren]

And I'm a vampire. We do not like attention.

1/2

[grandiosely]

[ Give him a minute or ten to let that sink in, okay, the poor boy is from Ohio. ]

[grandiosely]

Like. For real? Or are you one of the crazies in Midtown who think they're actually Lestat?

[grandiosely]

The hottest. I mean that as a comment on your spectacular physical features, by the way, not as in you are the largest mess from McKinley.

[goldstarlet]

Thank you for the clarification. It can be hard to differentiate between your biting criticism and your compliments, they both sound so much alike.

[grandiosely]

It keeps people on their toes. I'd hate to become boring and predictable.

[goldstarlet]

You have a way of making people question whether you even like them or not. Which is probably your goal. That and to make people fall all over themselves for that tiny hint of approval you might bestow on them. It's a successful tactic, you even make me wonder sometimes.

[nightchildren]

Quite real. [He smiles and lowers his canines. They do look quite real.]

[grandiosely]

You're just jealous because I've mastered the art of making people crave my acceptance and you haven't. Though the more you succeed in the industry, the more that will change. Everyone wants to be friends with a star.

[grandiosely]

... Huh.

It's probably considered socially unacceptable to try and poke someone's teeth, so I guess I'll have to take your word for it that those aren't just really well crafted prosthetics.

[nightchildren]

They're sharp aswell. Sinking swiftly into someone's flesh. [With that he takes a step forward. While he has no intention of feeding from the other guy, he was curious about his reaction.]

[grandiosely]

[ To his credit, he doesn't back up, going to cross his arms over his chest as he looks at him curiously. Almost amused. ]

You must be real popular in the SM communities.

[nightchildren]

[He tilts his head. It was endearing in a way that the guy didn't step back. Even if it was stupid.]

Admittedly I don't know much about those, I'm a Catholic boy at heart, but I'm quite certain they would not appreciate that sort of thing. Even if it's quite... enjoyable. [He then steps back again, putting distance between them.]

[goldstarlet]

I know too many of your insecurities to be jealous of you. And you are forgetting that I actually know the feeling of having everyone want my autograph.