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Oi! Stop making goo-goo eyes at him! I'M the one that brought you back, not him and his... cheekbones. Typical you; I put in all the effort and off you go to the man with the biggest trench coat. No. What? A euphemism? Oh. Oh! No! Stop that. I happen to have a fez. Fezzes are cooler than coats! And if fezzes aren't your thing, then I've got a stetson. And a top hat, somewhere around here. And an infinite closet. Well, I think it's infinite. I haven't asked. It's not the sort of thing you- hang on, I'm getting off track.

The point is- no. No, that's not the point. The point is that you're going to need more hats then you're going to need coats, and I think the sooner we all acknowledge that elephant in the room, the quicker we can look to the rest of your checklist.

You can't have all of France without a good hat. That's just how it all works.

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An infinite closet, and yet you lot always wear the same bloody thing...

Well, yeah! If it's not broke, don't fix it.

_{[ and now he's twirling because of course he is ]}

It's called style, and what you've just listed...

_{[ genuine confusion???? ]}

I can't help but notice that you seem to be implying that trench coats are cooler than bow ties, when, in fact, everyone knows that between bow ties and trench coats, bow ties are the superior choice.

Oh go on, tell me more about this trench coat.

Absolutely not.

_{[ he pauses a moment and tilts his head, defiant but almost daring you to call him on it ]}

You wouldn't like him, anyway. He wouldn't even believe you're real. He barely believes I'm real, and I'm much more believably real than you are. Still stuck on that arrogant 'only humans exist' mindset.

Partial to a well-tailored cloak, myself.

Cloaks! Now, that's a choice and a solid look. But it still doesn't beat a good old fashioned bow tie with suspenders.

_{[ don't mind him as he "casually" flexes in a way that shows his suspenders under his jacket. he's very well trained at this. it almost looks natural, apart from when it's absolutely blindingly obvious that it's not in any way a natural movement ]}

But yeah, I'd give cloaks a pass but they're a bit too last century for me.

_{[ he has to remember where his companions need to be dropped off somehow. wearing decade appropriate clothing is definitely a good way to do that ]}

[ Luke is absolutely not going to notice the obviousness. In fact, his subsequent little smile is one of delight. ]

You do wear it - them? - well.

[ Because what is a bowtie. What is suspenders? This kind of fashion isn't popular in the circles he frequents. Maybe not even in his corner of the universe. ]

I'd like to think they never go out of style, no matter the century.

[ He means cloaks, Eleven. Not bowties - or fezzes. ]

_{[ a perfect audience, then; may luke never know the Emotional Repression swirling beneath this jovial exterior ]}

I do, don't I? _{[ he snaps the suspenders a little hard and winces, but it's the only time his smile breaks for the smallest of moments ]}

Well, that's the thing about fashion, isn't it? Even if they do go out of style, all it takes is a visionary to bring it back in. Nothing's ever gone for long.

_{[ just as well, because bow ties and fezzes could never go out of fashion. obviously ]}

Mmph. At least you kept the bow tie.

_{[ oh no, has someone been playing with time vortexes again? ]}

Can't do away with a staple such as a bow tie; they're always cool. Like me. I'm also always cool.

_{[ please don't see how painfully uncool i am in my old age, past me. instead look at how i dazzle coolness. ooze it. right into the very fabric of his bowtie ]}

[Two's just going to pretend he knows exactly how he got here and it was all COMPLETELY intentional]

[Two shakes his head fussily, patting at the TARDIS console]

I can't say I entirely agree with your taste, m'boy. But at least you haven't dressed yourself like some kind of constipated pirate, unlike the one that came directly after me.

But you've redecorated in here. I don't like it!

[Bowties ARE cool, at least! Two is reasonably sure of that]

_{[ two. Itwo. are you telling me... that you don't like pirates? granted, it's not like this version of the doctor hasn't had his fair share of trouble with pirates. but pirates are quite the era to return back to, so long as you ignore the shanties, and the sea monsters, and the smell, and the... well, honestly, the smell is half the battle, so if you can ignore that you're already well on your way to victory

oh but it's a little bit nostalgic, don't you think? to look back on who he was, on who he'd be, on how he evolved through his lives with splashes of fashion. he looks somewhat whistfully towards what we can assume would be a camera, were there a camera here before shaking his head and sighing ]}

I've definitely had worse moments. The celery was up there.

_{[ what was he thinking? bad idea, to try and go back that far. his head hurts just thinking about it.

ok now it's time for the shocked face. it's sexy. she will not be held back. ]}

She likes it. _{[ and it's stern, actually, as he pets his console, and you know all those years in time and space with only his ship for company, and things happen! big things! things that two wouldn't understand! yet! ]}

I think she looks quite- _{[ don't say it, being with two is not being alone ]} sexy.

_{[ this is so embarrassing, the tardis thinks and vworps sadly to itself ]}

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