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So, mun. you think you can actually finish what you start this time with my awesomeness? I don't need a game. I'm actually quite happy in the headspace, watching the idiots you play in games with popcorn and your other out of use muses. And shut up about the fact that I can't eat popcorn. What are you? Racist against AIs?

Stop looking at that game. This headspace is great. I don't have to do anything, and there's even no Caboose or Tucker.

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Maybe if you turn the popcorn into tiny popcorn robots you can eat them!

Shut up, Caboose.

What, you're coming to Mayfield?

And I don't think your mun is going to have to spend long on the "awesome" part of your app. What's it going to take? A second? Two seconds?

The mun put in the reserve today. So it's possible.

And come on, Allison. You're embarrassing me in front of the mun.

Oh great, now you're getting my mun all excited.

Also I think you do that well enough yourself.

Nice to hear someone's excited at my possible presence. Even if you aren't.

And I don't embarrass myself. Come on, Tex.

I'll make up my mind when you're actually here. Though really, no one should be excited about people showing up in this place. Also any cracks about me being a "housewife" here, and I will punch you.

Of course not.

Good to hear you aren't completely dreading me showing up. [Snickering at that] Aww. What's the matter? Don't like it?

I don't embarrass myself. I'm awesome.

At least it'll be entertaining to watch you freak out at the fact that I have a fake husband here.

[Never mind that anyone he gets as a fake wife is going to be getting death threats.]

And no. High school gym teacher/ 1950's house wife wasn't on my to do list really.

Who's the unlucky bastard?

[Jealous? Maybe...]

So, how many have you killed? Accident or intentionally.

Corren ...something. I don't know. I'd rather the drone though. At least you can just lock them in the basement.

How many have I killed?....No clue. Never bothered to keep track. There was that zombie attack and those cannibals....

Good to know you have your priorities in order there.

Meant more idiots and possibly children at your job, Tex.

I haven't killed any of the kids in my class, Leonard.

Turning into a zombie housewife, to kill idiots that just come back the next day? Not worth it.

[Also she'd have to deal with Ken throwing a guilt trip at her. And he was one of the few people she considered a friend in the stupid place.]

Lucky kids.

... The place turns people into zombies as punishments? The hell?

It turns you into a drone. Which is like a zombie. Only worse. You get trapped in your own body and cam only watch as you act like a smiling moron who thinks that Mayfield is "the most wonderful place to live".

It can do that to people for days.

Oh and the milkman poisons the milk. Or puts razors or spiders in it.

... Ok, I suddenly really don't want to go there anymore. That sounds like hell. You experience it?

And seriously, the place just gets creepier.

More then I'd like. They do it randomly sometimes too.

Oh believe me. That's just getting started on the creepy stuff that happens here.

That sucks.

I'm now trying to sweet talk my mun out of the place. It's really not working. Fuck.

Mayfield's like that. Mun's love the idea for some reason.

So many ways to torture us.

You're just encouraging her, Tex. You really are. Stop it.

Mine loves character torture.

YOUR MUN IS RACIST AGAINST AI? WHAT A SHIZNO.

Hey Gamma. Long time no see, man.

And yea. Totally a shizno.

How are things going for you?

NOT BAD.
MY MUNN DOES NOT LET ME OUT OFTEN, BECAUSE SHE IS A SHISNO.
BUT SHE'S NOT THE WORST KIND OF SHISNO.
....

SHE LIKES OUR KNOCK KNOCK JOKES.

...

There's a person that likes knock knock jokes? Wow.

WHY IS THAT SO SURPRISING?

Because most of them... Aren't that funny.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ARE THE BEST!
[Hes going to ask Wyoming to spit on you, Epsilon! How could you say such a horrible thing? D:]

...

Not really, Gamma. I think you picked up some bad habits from your host.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT, EPSILON.
REGGIE HAS GOOD HABITS.

[First you insult Knock Knock jokes, and now you're insulting WYOMING?! You're almost as bad a Shisno.]

And terrible taste in jokes. Normal people don't like knock knock jokes.

ARE YOU SAYING I AM NOT NORMAL, EPSILON?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU ARE RACIST.

Which of us is, Gamma?

I'm not racist.

I AM TOTALLY NORMAL.

YES YOU ARE.
YOU ARE RACIST AGAINST OTHER AI WHO ENJOY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES.
I BET OMEGA AND SIGMA LIKE KNOCK KNOCK JOKES.

No. You aren't.

That isn't a race.

I really doubt it.

SEE?
YOU ARE BEING RACIST AGAIN.

SAYS WHO?

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE RACIST, EPSILON.

I am not a racist, Gamma. Shut up.

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