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We've been down this road a hundred times now. You see some new shiny and you think maybe this time. You think you know me, and you could drag me to wherever it is you're looking at. And every time, it's the same story.

You don't have the guts to play me, and you know it. Just stop lying to yourself and stick to the drunk texts. I don't mind those.

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Because you're a worthless drunk, right? -Sup, competitor.-

You know, I may be a worthless drunk, but I don't have to be sober to beat you at your game.

[S'up. Least it isn't Kaguya. She could handle the Night Sparrow.]

Fat chance, Ms. YUCKYtori. I could out-grill you drunk or sober, day or night, game or meme! -She puffs out her chest, giving a big, stupid, proud grin. Someone was spending too much time with Cirno...-

Guh. Talking to you's always such a pain. You should know I'm not drunk right now, you crazy bird. Thankfully I don't think we're ever going to have to test that, not anytime soon.

Hey, don't just dismiss me! I'm your rival in food carts! -Not... really.-

Oh, that.

[The way she said it, it was with all of the attention of someone who probably didn't even think about the rivalry that much.]

You realize there's plenty of space in a town that size for two carts, don't you, bird-brain? And besides, I'm pretty sure I tried your stuff at least once.

[She made a little face.]

You youkai have no idea how human tastebuds work.

D-don't say that! My stuff is great! Even the Moriya shrine maiden will eat there! -Little Miss dish-it-out-but-can't-take-it.-

That girl is the very definition of "Too sweet to hurt anyone's feelings." Of course she'd eat at your place. She'd eat at anyone's.

[Ok, maybe Sanae didn't stop by hers as often, though it was more remote so there was that. It was a good cover up.]

Nuh uh! She said it was her favorite! -Puffing up her chest again.- You're just jealous that the people in the human village like my cart better! -Her cart was just easier to find...-

Heh, why should I be jealous of your little accomplishments? Maybe this time we'll have a cook-off where everyone can try both of ours when nobody's going to the woods? You'd like that wouldn't you?

A cook-off, huh?

Hmm... -A mischievous little grin.- I'll agree, but only if a third party gets to choose the ingredient! Then we'll see who the better grill cook really is!

Only someone we both agree on, but sure. Third parties all around. It'll be even more fun if it's a big party, right?

[Said with deadpan unenthusiasm.]

Huh... Actually, yeah! That sounds like a great idea! -Mokou's tone was lost on her, but more importantly, wasn't she in the middle of picking a food fight with the other girl?-

You're gonna need to be patient for this one, ya know. Need to get folks to show up after all, and we want this to be fair. But, it'll be worth it to watch the look on your face.

[Because she totally assumed the bird was going to cheat.]

-Oh right. Rivals.-

N-no! Unless you mean the look on YOUR face!

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